The Best Worst Event Not in the Olympics: Ski Ballet

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Apparently this video comes from a demonstration in the 1992 Winter Games in Albertville, France and no medals were awarded.

I mean, why isn’t Ski Ballet a real Olympic sport alongside Ice Dancing or Curling? I, for one, wouldn’t mind seeing the announcers get all worked up over this, or seeing Dave Walker in one of those inspiring Visa commercials . . .

(via Jenny, via SarahSpain)

LeBron James: Cleveland’s Next Quarterback?

Friday, December 4th, 2009

King James hits an unbelievable full court shot– with a football. Dude, I think the Cleveland Browns might be able to use you:

Have Bull, Will Travel

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Randomly spotted near Tulsa, Oklahoma, an unidentified man with his uniquely crafted Pontiac Grand-Am “convertible,” clearly capable of transporting a bull:

Random, yes. Awesome, Yes. Fake, some trolls might say? Not according to Snopes: this man’s daughter rode the bull in a National History Day parade (hence the NHD on the side of the bull below) and he was returning it to his sister, 23 miles away. Pretty sweet ride::

(via Katya, via Jalopnik)

I’m Funky, I’m Spunky, I’m from the 80s

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

All the cool teenage boys are wearing it:

Photo comes via Blogadilla Reader C-Funk, who adds “He’s got the five o’clock shadow of a drunk stepfather!Classic.

(via Reddit)

BPOW: The Edible Bacon Candle

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Imagine having a romantic candlelit dinner, but the candle is made of bacon fat and is meant to be magically added to your dish as it melts. This is pretty much my idea of heaven. Just kidding . . . but not really.

(via Smitty, via Gothamist)

How to Raise a Douchey Daughter in One Easy Step

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Step 1: Buy her the Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll.

Pre-order now for April 2010 delivery . . . Just $69.99!

(via Allison)

Calling the Cops on Yourself: “I’m Driving Drunk”

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

“You am them ??”

Seven or Eight Brandy & Coke Bonus Round: