How to Raise a Douchey Daughter in One Easy Step

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Step 1: Buy her the Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll.

Pre-order now for April 2010 delivery . . . Just $69.99!

(via Allison)

Calling the Cops on Yourself: “I’m Driving Drunk”

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

“You am them ??”

Seven or Eight Brandy & Coke Bonus Round:

Quaker Oats: Keepin’ it Gangsta

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Tortillaz: When injecting youth into your marketing plan goes horribly wrong.




Update [timbotron]:
Closer inspection of the packaging reveals: the Quaker got grillz!
quaker-gangsta

At Alabama, We’re Better Than You . . .

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

This guy is just kidding . . . but not really:

(via Maddie)

Photo of the Day: Fat Cat

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

22 pound cat, awkward vet, 10kg cat, pet diet

(h/t Katya; via The Daily Mail)