What Is Obama’s Ringtone?

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

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(images: AP/Getty)



Answer the Call Bonus Round:
Obama’s “Answer the Call” mp3 ringtone

Best Skeleton Battle, Ever

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

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(images from Columbia Pictures, Renaissance Pictures, Disney Pictures, and New Line Cinema)

Action Fashion

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

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(photos: Universal Pictures, 20th Century Fox)

The Bourne Identity – The Jason Bourne orange knit sweater and his stylish Tag Heuer Quartz Chronograph.

Aliens – Lt. Ripley’s Reebok Alien Stompers.

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(photos: Polygram Films, Art Linson Productions, 20th Century Fox)

• The Big Lebowski – The Jeff “the Dude” Lebowski faded brown bathrobe and his Kaoru Betto t-shirt.

Fight Club – The Tyler Durden stylish orange pleather jacket and the faded pink “coffee cup” bathrobe. Bonus: Durden’s “Sock It to Me” T-shirt.

Big Trouble in Little China – The Jack Burton “Fu Manchu” tanktop [and again].

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Cigarette Pack Origami

Friday, June 12th, 2009

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How to turn an empty pack of cigarettes into a Russian fighter jet,
at EnglishRussia.

Охуеть!
(awesome!)

Google translation offered испытывающий страх! as “awesome,” though it actually means “someone experiencing fear.”
That is awesome.

(Thanks Gordin and Kerran!)

The Cure for Economic Despair: HOT HOT BLONDES!

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

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(photos from AFP/Spiegel)

Last Sunday, the Baltic nation of Latvia discovered the cure for the doldrums of economic despair:

A parade of HOT HOT BLONDES!

(via PhillyDTV, via Spiegel)

Matching Carpet Bonus Fact:
The mutation that gave rise to blonde hair came about around 11,000 years ago (during the last Ice Age) – given the modern distribution of blondes, Latvia may be the geographic origin of blonde hair.

Aren’t You a Little Hot for a Stormtrooper?

Monday, June 8th, 2009

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The Galactic Empire Stormtrooper corset by EveningArwen.
Oh man, you had me at “Galactic.”

The price of a geek boner = $500.00

Also available in inferior Star Trek version.
(via Geekologie)

Set Phasers to “Kinky” Bonus Round [NSFW]:
Suicide Girls meets Comic Book Convention: nerdpr0n.com.
• Naked Wii
• Raunchy Dungeons & Dragons
• Kinky RAM installation

Urban Non-Legends: Two Million Miles on a Car

Monday, June 8th, 2009

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After 250,000 miles (400,000 km), most cars are on the brink of death.

Irv Gordon has passed this limit ten times over:
Irv has clocked 2,600,000 miles on his 1966 Volvo 1800S.

This is the equivalent of driving to the Moon . . . ten times.

Volvo High Mileage Clubs

(via Tina)