Anthropomorphizing dogs may be my favorite meme on the Internet. If you haven’t already seen it, check out this impeccable video from Talking Animals:

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This Thanksgiving, try putting a quail inside a Cornish hen inside a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey . . . inside a pig, complete with a whole mess ‘o’ bacon, and smoke it. I’m talking a Turbaconducken, only this time, inside a porker. It’ll only set you back about 80,000 calories, but will be oh-so-delicious. Mmmm . . . bacon.

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Attention all bacon enthusiasts . . .
It is so much more awesome than it sounds: BACON GELATO.

Featured at the “British Bankers Club” in Menlo Park, CA.

Caramel gelato, candied pecan bits, and smokey maroon pieces of bacon.

It is actually the perfect combination: pleasant caramel vanilla start, subtle texture of the candied pecan, awesome chewy bits of bacon, and the finish is the lasting smokey flavor of bacon with the sweet caramel notes.

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The next Bacon Product of the “Week” might just be my favorite of all time. From power-Dilla-reader Isabelle comes the Bacon Tuxedo. Feast your eyes:

Yeah, I know you want to buy this and wear it to work– I might. Purchase this meat spectacle from Archie McPhee, for the low low price of $99.95.

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If you are bringing a child into the world any time soon, now’s the time to get on the waiting list for Bacon Baby Instant Formula.

(via FAIL Blog, via Bacon Salt)

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The perfect compliment to a Wake-N-Bacon alarm clock, Boca Java’s Maple Bacon Morning Roast is yet another way you can have bacon without actually eating it. Rise & Shine, Blogadilla– $7.50 for an 8 oz bag:

Special thanks to über-bacon correspondent The Great Bumbino for unearthing this minor miracle.

Go-Go-Gadget Bacon Update: Blogadilla author B Round has confirmed a purchase of said beans– review to follow.

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We’re still on the lookout for the Donut City Police Department.

(via Top Cultured)

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