Look-Alike of the Week
Monday, March 8th, 2010Watching the Oscars last night, I couldn’t help but notice that Steve Martin looks like Carl Fredricksen, the old guy from Up.
(images via France24 and The Fire Wire)
Travesty of the Week: Alice in Wonderland
Friday, March 5th, 2010
The new “Alice in Wonderland” is one of the few movies I have ever walked-out on.
In sum:
• This film has nothing to do with Lewis Carroll’s stories “Alice in Wonderland” or “Through the Looking Glass” beyond a hijacking of his characters for the sake of a poorly written story which fails to even accidentally capture the essence of Lewis Carroll’s works.
• Dear screenplay writer Linda Woolverton: EAT ME.
• I am watching “Beetlejuice” repeatedly to prevent myself from hating Tim Burton.
• Somewhere in the great beyond, the ghost of Walt Disney is raping the ghost of Lewis Carroll. In 3-D.
Avatized
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
Look-Alikes
Monday, January 4th, 2010
The aliens in James Cameron’s “Avatar” and Burton Silver and Heather Busch’s “Why Paint Cats.”
Look-Alike of the Week
Saturday, December 26th, 2009University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee power forward James “Big Lumber” Eayrs looks like Chubby from Teen Wolf.
(via Deadspin)
The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command
Monday, December 21st, 2009
Hot Tub Time Machine
Thursday, December 17th, 2009In theory, every hot tub is a time machine: step in and you’re in the early 80’s.
