If only Inception had played out like this, we could have saved a lot of time and money:

(via The Bear; via Reddit)

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This brilliant mix combining the commercial hits of Lil Wayne (aka Weezy) and the soundtrack of (500) Days of Summer is quite possibly the most epic thing I have ever heard. The mix was posted over at KeapHope, and creator MySickUncle explains: “This is not a mash up album, this is an album about Wayne.” I suggest you stop what you’re doing right now and go listen to (500) Days of Weezy.

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By now I’m sure you’re all tired of Ke$ha’s 2009 hit “Tik Tok” as much as I am, and I normally wouldn’t wish another play of it on you except in this form– mashed up with Back to the Future:

If you haven’t seen it, check out this equally awesome/odd mashup of Tik Tok + Star Trek which undoubtedly inspired the above.

Thanks to iwantmyTVNOW who hit us up to provide clarification on the above. Great minds think alike!

(via Annie)

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We’re only days away from the World Cup, and Adidas has released an increidble mashup that combines Star Wars, Daft Punk, Snoop Dogg, and the World Cup into one piece of brilliant marketing. Admiral Ackbar, I assure you: it’s not a trap.

(via Techland)

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Here is a simple-to-understand character guide to classic Kung Fu films:

THE HERO – He’s usually a decent guy who lives in a villain-prone city, hamlet, or monastery. When his father, uncle, sister or brother gets killed, he is forced to kick piles and piles of ass. Upsides: He kills the Villain, and everybody owed that guy money. Downsides: Years later, he still won’t shut up about that time he saved the village.


THE TUBBY SIDEKICK – Voted “Least Likely to Get Laid,” the Tubby Sidekick provides klutzy comic relief simply by being fat. Though he knows Kung Fu, he’s usually found on the sidelines shoving food in his face during big battles. Upsides: He makes the Hero less boring. Downsides: He eats with his mouth open.

THE SHAOLIN MASTER – The head monk of the Shaolin monastery knows how to kick serious heaps of ass, but rarely does. Instead, he spends most of his time preoccupied with growing enormous eyebrows. Upsides: Everything he says sounds like a fortune cookie. Downsides: His yellow robe is dry-clean only and his eyebrows shed everywhere.


THE VILLAIN – Often looking like a Chinese John Waters or Gomez Adams, the Villain spends most of his time being the neighborhood dick due to his mastery of a powerful Kung Fu technique. He spends the rest of his time grooming his facial hair. Upsides: A remarkable sense of fashion. Downsides: He’s a total dick.




THE HOBO MASTER – This mentally unstable transient is secretly the master of a rare Kung Fu technique. He is the Obi Wan Kenobi of these films – teaching the Hero how to kick ass properly. Upsides: He can be easily paid with booze. Downsides: He smells like hangover and pee.


THE HOT (PEASANT) CHICK – She serves as a living reminder to the Hero that he’s spent way too much time practicing Kung Fu, and so little time getting laid. Upsides: She’s good at cleaning blood off of the Hero. Downsides: She’s always a kidnapping waiting to happen.






THE EVIL KUNG FU MASTER – Looking like an Asian Glamrock Bassplayer, he is flamboyant evil incarnate. As we all expect, he will get his ass handed to him at the end of the film. He spends his spare time as a Metallica roadie. Upsides: He eats annoying people as a public service. Downsides: He’s always asking, “How does my hair look?”

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Iron Man 2

Glad it’s not 3-D:
Mickey Rourke’s face is too much;
like “Mask” with tattoos.

Robots and lasers
and Samuel L. Jackson!
Shitloads of ’splosions!

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Watching the Oscars last night, I couldn’t help but notice that Steve Martin looks like Carl Fredricksen, the old guy from Up.

(images via France24 and The Fire Wire)

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