Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet » movies http://www.blogadilla.com The Tijuana of the Internet Sun, 15 May 2011 02:02:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 2006-2007 blogadilla@gmail.com (Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet) blogadilla@gmail.com (Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet) posts http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet » movies http://www.blogadilla.com 144 144 The Tijuana of the Internet Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet blogadilla@gmail.com no no Inception: How it Could Have Gone Down http://www.blogadilla.com/2010/08/10/inception-rebuttal-how-it-could-have-gone-down/ http://www.blogadilla.com/2010/08/10/inception-rebuttal-how-it-could-have-gone-down/#comments Tue, 10 Aug 2010 17:54:01 +0000 Heywood http://www.blogadilla.com/?p=6184 If only Inception had played out like this, we could have saved a lot of time and money:

(via The Bear; via Reddit)

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]]> http://www.blogadilla.com/2010/08/06/500-days-of-weezy/feed/ 1 Tik Tok to the Future http://www.blogadilla.com/2010/07/12/tik-tock-to-the-future/ http://www.blogadilla.com/2010/07/12/tik-tock-to-the-future/#comments Mon, 12 Jul 2010 20:09:39 +0000 Heywood http://www.blogadilla.com/?p=6169 By now I’m sure you’re all tired of Ke$ha’s 2009 hit “Tik Tok” as much as I am, and I normally wouldn’t wish another play of it on you except in this form– mashed up with Back to the Future:

If you haven’t seen it, check out this equally awesome/odd mashup of Tik Tok + Star Trek which undoubtedly inspired the above.

Thanks to iwantmyTVNOW who hit us up to provide clarification on the above. Great minds think alike!

(via Annie)

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(via Techland)

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Hero
THE HERO – He’s usually a decent guy who lives in a villain-prone city, hamlet, or monastery. When his father, uncle, sister or brother gets killed, he is forced to kick piles and piles of ass. Upsides: He kills the Villain, and everybody owed that guy money. Downsides: Years later, he still won’t shut up about that time he saved the village.


Tubby SidekickTHE TUBBY SIDEKICK – Voted “Least Likely to Get Laid,” the Tubby Sidekick provides klutzy comic relief simply by being fat. Though he knows Kung Fu, he’s usually found on the sidelines shoving food in his face during big battles. Upsides: He makes the Hero less boring. Downsides: He eats with his mouth open.

Shaolin MonkTHE SHAOLIN MASTER – The head monk of the Shaolin monastery knows how to kick serious heaps of ass, but rarely does. Instead, he spends most of his time preoccupied with growing enormous eyebrows. Upsides: Everything he says sounds like a fortune cookie. Downsides: His yellow robe is dry-clean only and his eyebrows shed everywhere.


Bad GuyTHE VILLAIN – Often looking like a Chinese John Waters or Gomez Adams, the Villain spends most of his time being the neighborhood dick due to his mastery of a powerful Kung Fu technique. He spends the rest of his time grooming his facial hair. Upsides: A remarkable sense of fashion. Downsides: He’s a total dick.




Hobo MasterTHE HOBO MASTER – This mentally unstable transient is secretly the master of a rare Kung Fu technique. He is the Obi Wan Kenobi of these films – teaching the Hero how to kick ass properly. Upsides: He can be easily paid with booze. Downsides: He smells like hangover and pee.


Hot Peasant ChickTHE HOT (PEASANT) CHICK – She serves as a living reminder to the Hero that he’s spent way too much time practicing Kung Fu, and so little time getting laid. Upsides: She’s good at cleaning blood off of the Hero. Downsides: She’s always a kidnapping waiting to happen.






Evil MasterTHE EVIL KUNG FU MASTER – Looking like an Asian Glamrock Bassplayer, he is flamboyant evil incarnate. As we all expect, he will get his ass handed to him at the end of the film. He spends his spare time as a Metallica roadie. Upsides: He eats annoying people as a public service. Downsides: He’s always asking, “How does my hair look?”

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Iron Man 2

Glad it’s not 3-D:
Mickey Rourke’s face is too much;
like “Mask” with tattoos.

Robots and lasers
and Samuel L. Jackson!
Shitloads of ’splosions!

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(images via France24 and The Fire Wire)

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The new “Alice in Wonderland” is one of the few movies I have ever walked-out on.

In sum:
• This film has nothing to do with Lewis Carroll’s stories “Alice in Wonderland” or “Through the Looking Glass” beyond a hijacking of his characters for the sake of a poorly written story which fails to even accidentally capture the essence of Lewis Carroll’s works.

• Dear screenplay writer Linda Woolverton: EAT ME.

• I am watching “Beetlejuice” repeatedly to prevent myself from hating Tim Burton.

• Somewhere in the great beyond, the ghost of Walt Disney is raping the ghost of Lewis Carroll. In 3-D.

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Avatised Busey

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The aliens in James Cameron’s “Avatar” and Burton Silver and Heather Busch’s “Why Paint Cats.”

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