Some terms to know:

• Hypermiling - (v., n.) The act of adjusting tire air pressure, oil viscosity, driving speeds, etc. to improve gas mileage. Verb form: to Hypermile.

• Latinnovation - (n.) The process of modifying marketing and business strategies to accommodate/target the United States’ growing Latino consumer and employee markets.

• Quebec Pizza - (n.) A PopTart pastry with ketchup on it; noted in the recent (and terrible) Mike Meyers film “The Love Guru.”

• “Drinking out of cups, being a b!tch” - (phrase) A ranting phrase from a recent Liam Lynch video that has caught popular attention, often used as a way to express pedestrian or bourgeois behavior.

• Drunk Tampons - (n.) A rising trend among American tweens: inserting an alcohol-soaked tampon into the vagina or rectum as a means of becoming rapidly drunk.

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• Snowbilly - (adj., n.) A “hillbilly” or “red neck” from Alaska or other northern reaches of the United States. Currently used in reference to Sarah Palin.

• Bandslash - (adj., n.) A genre of fan authored fiction that focusses on homosexual encounters among rock stars (often among band members within the same group).

• ‘Anata to wa chigau n desu.’ - (Japanese phrase) Japan’s Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda said this cryptic phrase (”I am different from you”) to a reporter soon after his recent and unexpected resignation from office. This expression is now becoming the new internet ‘buzz phrase’ in Japan (props to PinkTentacle for explaining/traslating this). Fukuda T-shirts are now selling like crazy in Japan.

• Urushiol - (n.) The oily compound produced by members of the Toxicodendron family of plants (Poison Oak, Poison Ivy, Poison Sumac), which causes irritation and swelling when in contact with skin and mucous membranes. This is a good word to know if you want to be a smartass in the forest.

• Grey Goo - (n.) An end-of-the-world scenario involving nanotechnology that self-replicates and eventually overtakes the surface of the Earth, destroying all life in its wake.

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• Besserwisser - (beh•sur•vi•sur) From German, meaning “knowing better,” a person who thinks he or she has greater general knowledge than others; often correcting grammatical mistakes or errors in trivial facts.

• Indigo Children - The New Age belief that certain children (usually born after the late 1970’s) represent a more advanced state of evolution. These children are reported to have greater psychic and mental abilities and are reported to have indigo colored auras.

• Nutraceuticals - (nu•tra•su•ti•culs) Foods and beverages that claim to enhance appearance, revive mental acuity, and increase resistance to disease.

• Nomophobia - (no•mo•fo•bi•uh) The fear of being out of mobile phone contact or mobile phone signal range.

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The word Wal-Mart is pushing on you this summer is Staycation.

Stay·ca·tion [stey-key-shuh-n] noun.

1. A vacation that is spent at one’s home enjoying all that home and one’s home environs have to offer.

Sentence: With the economy in such shambles, I’m gonna take a staycation this year - I think I’ll check out what Wal-Mart is selling and later come up with some more portmanteaux…

Definition via Urbandictionary.

[Update from Heywood]: Check out John Hodgman’s piece on the “Holistay.”

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• Techno-Doping - Enhancing human physical attributes through technology; a popular concern in this year’s Summer Olympics.

• Ficlet - A short story that (in wiki fashion) another author may then add a prequel or sequel to.

• Fingerstache - A tattoo of a mustache on the outside edge of an index finger; when held above the upper lip, instant mustache (photogallery).

• Drunkorexia - To starve oneself to compensate for the calories from binge-drinking.

• Seasteading - Engineering communities/settlements (and perhaps even sovereign nations) afloat in international waters.

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In line at the grocery store, I’m staring off into space and then my eyes catch the cover of Cosmopolitan Magazine. In particular, the large purple hyphenated word “Va-jay-jay.” The full title is “Your Va-jay-jay: Fascinating New Facts About Your Lovely Lady Parts.”

Va-jay-jay!?!

Is this some tragic pseudo-urban hipster moniker for “vagina”!?!
Is this what the kids are calling it these days?!?
What about “Vagizzle,” “V-to-the-gina,” or “V. Diddy“?


And I suspect it is the answer to several other topics on the cover:

5 Things Never to Tell Your Guy
All 5 involve using the word Va-jay-jay to refer to your vagina.

Sex He Has Alone
You know why? Because you call it a Va-jay-jay and that’s weird and so he’s in the bathroom thinking about your sister instead of your Va-jay-jay!

Why Guys Cheat
Because they want to sleep with a woman who doesn’t call it a Va-jay-jay!


[Va-jay-jay update]: According to reader Isabel, this sounds-better-than-’cooter’ term for vagina has been around for some time (and I just don’t watch enough television), having appeared on ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ and even ‘Oprah’ (the perfect venue for promoting lame terms like this). Frankly, the word ‘Oprah‘ sounds like a better term for vagina than ‘Va-jay-jay.’
“This tight underwear makes my Oprah itch!”

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This has got to be one of the most (if not THE most) bizarre video clips I’ve ever seen, not to mention the first recorded instance of anyone “Ghost-riding” his or her respective “whip.”

ghost-ride /goʊst‧raɪd/ - verb, -rode; -rid‧den; -rid‧ing
1. To dance next to or on top of your hood while the car is still moving, ideally with many friends and with hip-hop music.

Most people believe ghostriding to have originated in Oakland, CA at sydeshows and through the music of E-40, Mac Dre and other Bay Area rappers, but here is proof that Werner Herzog and German midgets invented ghostriding. This clip, from Herzog’s 1970 film, Even Dwarfs Started Small, is aptly set to Mister F.A.B.’s Bay Area Classic, “Ghostride It.”

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I had to buy paint a couple of days ago.

Is it just me (I saw a lot of Cheech and Chong movies as a kid) or do all of these paint colors sound like drugs?

[these are actual Benjamin Moore paint colors]:

Red Rock • Pink Fairy • Powder Pink • Warm Comfort • Pink Harmony • Cancun Sand • Mellow Yellow • Moonlight • Yellow Flash • Fresh Cut Grass • Aspen White • Stem Green • Lucky Charm Green • Paradise Green • Bud Green • Leisure Green • Amazon Moss • Hazy Blue • Egyptian Green • Crystal Clear • Bahama Green • Waterfall • Yukon Green • Fairy Tale Blue • Serenity • Icy Moon Drops • Turquoise Powder • Blue Angel • Caribbean Mist • Costa Rican Blue • Utah Sky • Windmill Wings • White Heaven • Polar White • Whisper Violet • Purple Lotus • Bunny Nose Pink • Crushed Velvet • Aztec Lily • Baby Dreams • Brown Horse • American White • Appalachian Brown • Smoke Gray • White Diamond • Black Tar • Lily White • Moonlight White • Cloud Nine • Spring Dust • Aztec Yellow • Sugar Cookie • Durango Dust

[If any of these, besides Black Tar, are indeed drug names, please let us know in the comments section below]

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Corporate jargon; although being an absolutely meaningless vernacular, can make you feel productive and even somewhat important. If you haven’t already, try throwing out a few of the following key phrases during your next corporate meeting. You might be surprised at how savvy your colleagues think you are.

• Give me the download on the new brand strategy when you have a minute.
• We should net-down on a proof-of-concept before moving forward with production.
• Let’s take this discussion offline and talk about resource-allocation.
• Do you have the bandwidth to review this copy deck by end-of-day tomorrow?
• I think grouping the content into three buckets would make the most sense.
• You’ll get your list of deliverables during the kick-off on monday morning.
• Grab James and we’ll have a pow-wow about these new wireframe schematics.
• Go ahead and table that idea for now and we’ll revisit it later.
• Did you get that sandbox set up for back-end development of the new microsite?
• I’ll be out-of-pocket all next week, so we’ll have to reschedule our white-boarding session.
• If we drill down a little deeper, we might be able to uncover the core values.
• We’re getting some push-back from the client on this marketing budget.
• Let’s get together for some blue-sky thinking around this viral campaign.

If you find that you are experiencing difficulty committing these and other corporate terms and phrases to memory, don’t fret. They are available in a handy flashcard format for quick and easy reference.

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[words collected by Timbotron and AMP]:
Tennis Mom • Multislacking • Vibrazor • Bluetool • Starbucks Socialist • Blogorrhea • LQTM • Hiltonfreude • Tentacleware • Nontourage • Googlewhacking • Less Cowbell • Internuts • Post-Death Syndrome • Hasselhoffing • Wii Elbow • Email Bankruptcy • Panty Crickets • Uncle Google • Olsening • ElOhEl!1! • Starbuccaneer • Draganized • Oprahculture • Thousandaire • Thirtynothing • Blogvenge • Ruburbs • Continuous Partial Attention • ETN • Nintendonitis

[If you know of any good terms, please give us the word(s) and a link in the comments section below; nothing too raunchy, please.]

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This is one of those words you almost can’t help but form by mistake. It sort slips out the side of your mouth when discussing Paris, Linsey, Britney, etc…

Celebutard. (ce•le•bu•tard) noun.

1. “A famous stupid person. Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.”

Sentence: “Celebutard Paris Hilton got the name of her own videogame wrong.”

See also celebuskank. Courtesy of Urbandictionary.

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I learn things from Craig Ferguson’s Late Late Show all the time. Like the phrase of the day: bingo wings

Thankfully, there are no pictures.

My blog cherry has been popped.

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