The new “Alice in Wonderland” is one of the few movies I have ever walked-out on.

In sum:
• This film has nothing to do with Lewis Carroll’s stories “Alice in Wonderland” or “Through the Looking Glass” beyond a hijacking of his characters for the sake of a poorly written story which fails to even accidentally capture the essence of Lewis Carroll’s works.

• Dear screenplay writer Linda Woolverton: EAT ME.

• I am watching “Beetlejuice” repeatedly to prevent myself from hating Tim Burton.

• Somewhere in the great beyond, the ghost of Walt Disney is raping the ghost of Lewis Carroll. In 3-D.

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. . . you’ll love the newest Google Search Story– one you’ll unfortunately never see on TV. In a response to the Parisian Love Affair, SlateV presents Tiger’s Search Story:

(via Gawker; via Karen)

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A collection of the top 100 epic fails of 2009. Not for the faint of heart:

(via Lemons, via Today’s Big Thing)

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(via Jenna)

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Somehow, I think Jennifer X of Bilgola, NSW, Australia may be writing an FML post about her drive home from work:

These signs were spotted on Barrenjoey Rd, the busiest road in the area. True story!

(via TopCultured; via Telegraph.co.uk)

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Karaoke Fail:

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Step 1: Buy her the Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll.

Pre-order now for April 2010 delivery . . . Just $69.99!

(via Allison)

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