Merry Christmas (from Your Washing Machine)

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

Appliance company Maytag wishes you “Happy Holidays” by playing a lively tune composed of appliance sounds.

Maytag Holiday

Knock Knock. Who’s There?

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Every treehouse in America needs one of these.

(via Thumbs Up/Thumbs Down)

BPOW: Bacon MMMvelopes

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

The Bacon Salt guys have done it again, this time bringing us MMMvelopes– envelopes with adhesive that tastes like bacon:

Just $6.99 for a pack of 25 (plus $1.73 for shipping). I KNOW, I’m excited too:

(via Guy Kawasaki)

World’s Greatest Umbrella

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Hey rain– this is pretty much how I feel about you!

Three from above:

Design by Art Lebedev

Singing Single in the Rain Bonus Round: Light Saber Umbrellas:
“Battle Sith Lords, Women And Wetness At The Same Time”

(via One Last Word; via Geekologie)

How to Raise a Douchey Daughter in One Easy Step

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Step 1: Buy her the Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll.

Pre-order now for April 2010 delivery . . . Just $69.99!

(via Allison)

Quaker Oats: Keepin’ it Gangsta

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Tortillaz: When injecting youth into your marketing plan goes horribly wrong.




Update [timbotron]:
Closer inspection of the packaging reveals: the Quaker got grillz!
quaker-gangsta

Giblet Gravy of the Damned

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

(via Crystal)