I’m pretty sure the entire film “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” was based upon these 1970’s “Mandom” Japanese cologne commercials featuring Charles Bronson:

Bronson finding great pleasure in his cologne and in his manliness:

Charles Bronson being manly with his young male associate – arm wrestling and splashing-on cologne in the wilderness. So not gay:

Bronson showing us what it means to be a man – chopping wood and flying in helicopters:

Bronson in the wilderness, catching fish bare-handed, and playing poker alone in a drug-induced stupor:

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My boss recently came back from a trip to Hong Kong, bringing the office us some cookies and sweets from his trip. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something about these cookies, despite being tasty, seems a bit off:

(Photo via Melondrama!)

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If you are bringing a child into the world any time soon, now’s the time to get on the waiting list for Bacon Baby Instant Formula.

(via FAIL Blog, via Bacon Salt)

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The perfect compliment to a Wake-N-Bacon alarm clock, Boca Java’s Maple Bacon Morning Roast is yet another way you can have bacon without actually eating it. Rise & Shine, Blogadilla– $7.50 for an 8 oz bag:

Special thanks to über-bacon correspondent The Great Bumbino for unearthing this minor miracle.

Go-Go-Gadget Bacon Update: Blogadilla author B Round has confirmed a purchase of said beans– review to follow.

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Appliance company Maytag wishes you “Happy Holidays” by playing a lively tune composed of appliance sounds.

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Every treehouse in America needs one of these.

(via Thumbs Up/Thumbs Down)

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The Bacon Salt guys have done it again, this time bringing us MMMvelopes– envelopes with adhesive that tastes like bacon:

Just $6.99 for a pack of 25 (plus $1.73 for shipping). I KNOW, I’m excited too:

(via Guy Kawasaki)

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