BPOW: Bacon MMMvelopes

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

The Bacon Salt guys have done it again, this time bringing us MMMvelopes– envelopes with adhesive that tastes like bacon:

Just $6.99 for a pack of 25 (plus $1.73 for shipping). I KNOW, I’m excited too:

(via Guy Kawasaki)

World’s Greatest Umbrella

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Hey rain– this is pretty much how I feel about you!

Three from above:

Design by Art Lebedev

Singing Single in the Rain Bonus Round: Light Saber Umbrellas:
“Battle Sith Lords, Women And Wetness At The Same Time”

(via One Last Word; via Geekologie)

How to Raise a Douchey Daughter in One Easy Step

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Step 1: Buy her the Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll.

Pre-order now for April 2010 delivery . . . Just $69.99!

(via Allison)

Quaker Oats: Keepin’ it Gangsta

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Tortillaz: When injecting youth into your marketing plan goes horribly wrong.




Update [timbotron]:
Closer inspection of the packaging reveals: the Quaker got grillz!
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Giblet Gravy of the Damned

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

(via Crystal)

“Treehouse of Horror” on iTunes!

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

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Predictably the best episodes of any given season, The SimpsonsTreehouse of Horror” episodes are finally available for purchase in their own right on iTunes! Sweeet!!

The first installment is the “Treehouse of Horror: Collection 1” containing the following episodes:

• “Treehouse of Horror 1” – Bad Dream House, Hungry Are the Damned, and The Raven.

• “Treehouse of Horror IV” – The Devil and Homer Simpson, Terror at 5 and a Half Feet, and Bart Simpson’s Dracula.

• “Treehouse of Horror VII” – The Thing and I, The Genesis Tub, and Citizen Kang.

• “Treehouse of Horror X” – I Know What You Diddily-Iddly-Did, Desperately Xeeking Xena, and Life’s a Glitch Then You Die.

• “Treehouse of Horror XIII” – Send in the Clones, The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms, and The Island of Dr. Hibbert.

• “Treehouse of Horror XVI” – Bartificial Intelligence, Survival of the Fat Test, and I’ve Grown a Costume on Your Face.

No Gelt, No Glory: The Spinagogue

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

Billed as “the greatest Hanukkah gift of all time” — and I’m not necessarily disagreeing — the Spinagogue reinvents the Jewish game of dreidel in a modern way, that people of all faiths can appreciate. In fact, who doesn’t like spinning a dreidel, particularly when you get to spin it on the moon or on a skeeball lane?

Schmaltz & Latke Bonus Round: Buy your tickets for Major League Dreidel 2009, to be held on December 12 at New York’s Knitting Factory, and check out scenes from MLD 2008:

To pre-order your Spinagogue for Hannukah 2009, visit ModernTribe.com, and for more information about Major League Dreidel, hit up League Knishioner, Eric Harris Pavony.