Toilet Humor

Monday, September 21st, 2009

graffiti-collection

Unique Scoop’s huge gallery of awesome bathroom graffiti.

Friday, May 15th, 2009

No. . . VENTI is ‘twenty.’ LARGE is large. In fact, TALL is large. And GRANDE is Spanish for ‘large.’ VENTI is the only one that doesn’t mean ‘large.’ It’s also the only one that’s Italian. Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages.

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

If you do not identify with your identity, there can be no reality.

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

There’s such a fine line between stupid. . . and clever.

Friday, November 21st, 2008

Street smart is just something dumb people say when they want to use the word smart to describe themselves.

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

We turned Central America into a f*cking graveyard. Whoever momentarily interrupts our accumulation of wealth, we pulverize.

Friday, October 17th, 2008

Dear God, whose name I do not know, thank you for my life. I forgot HOW BIG. . . Thank you, thank you for my life.