“The World Wide Web is the only thing I know of whose shortened form takes three times longer to say than what it’s short for.”

- Douglas Adams – The Independent on Sunday, 1999

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“Just look at this obviously innovative design . . . I am so thrilled just thinking about how I get to touch this.”

– Yuki Kurita, 23, Japanese iPhone G3 purchaser

(via Angie)

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“Sometimes the best things in life are mean.”

– my friend/enemy (”frenemy”) Heather

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“I feel like a refugee from the Island of Dr. Moreau.”

– Brand Hauser (John Cusak), in War, Inc.

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“Kick ass! If somebody tries to stop the march to democracy we will seek them out and kill them! We must be tougher than hell! This Vietnam stuff…it’s not even close! It is a mindset! We can’t send that message! It’s an excuse to prepare us for the withdrawal! This is a series of moments and this is one of them! Our will is being tested but we are resolute! We have a better way! Stay strong! Stay the course! Kill them! Be confident! Prevail! We are going to wipe them out! We are not blinking! ”

- George W. Bush’s pre-Iraq war pep-talk to U.S. Generals
as recounted in General Ricardo S. Sanchez’s book, Wiser in Battle, seen on Countdown with Keith Olbermann

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“It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase ‘As pretty as an airport’ appear.”

– Author Douglas Adams

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“I always say, ‘Come to America, go to community college and marry a Kennedy.’ It’s all very simple.”

– Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger

(via Susan)

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