3:13PM: the television news media (CNN, FOX, MSNBC) has yet to officially state that Michael Jackson is dead. Jackson was not breathing when he was rushed to the UCLA Medical Center at 12:26PM today, in a state of cardiac arrest.

3:15PM: L.A. Times now states that doctors have pronounced Michael Jackson dead.

3:30PM: CNN television news announces that Michael Jackson is dead. Suck it CNN! You’re 15 minutes behind!

NOTE: Michael Jackson is declared only “99% dead” – his nose was already declared legally dead over 7 years ago.

(via Kate)

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(images from Columbia Pictures, Renaissance Pictures, Disney Pictures, and New Line Cinema)

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Aren’t chameleons really cool? I want one. The question, however, that no one seems to be able to answer definitively: Is the Ray Ban-Chameleon ad real or fake? What do you think? Watch the clip, pick your jaw up off the floor, and take our poll below:

(video from Never Hide Films)

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Last week, guest author Rebecca posted a kick-ass article about the heinous Always maxipad website. And your comments were so lovin’:

“OMG…I am sending this entry to EVERY girl I know. You need to be promoted to full time blogger – f*ck the guest spot!!”

“yes. yes! yes!!! Leave it to a guest blogger to bring the piss, vinegar, fire and brimstone to the party. i love you. i love you. i love you.”

If you haven’t noticed, we took your advice. Please welcome Rebecca to the Blogadilla author lineup.

And yes, she is full of piss.

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The “favicon” is the small icon in the browser address window next to the web address. Given that we’ve just started Blogadilla, the question has come up:

“What should be the Blogadilla favicon?”

Two candidates have arisen:
•A chili
•A woman with a donkey

We need you, the reader (all 10 of you), to please tell us which you prefer in the comment space below. If you have an even better favicon idea, let us know. We will post (and use) the results in one week.

Here are the sales-pitches for each favicon:

The Chili:
•Simple
•Will make people hunger for baby-back ribs
•Colorful
•Follows the Tijuana theme

The Woman with the Donkey
•Deviant
•Subversive
•Colorful
•May help Blogadilla set a record for “tiniest interspecies erotica on the internet”
•Follows the Tijuana theme

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