In what may be the greatest act of anthropomorphism since the O RLY owl, I give you BBC Nature, uncut:

(via Joey The Cat– who else would find this?)

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This Thanksgiving, try putting a quail inside a Cornish hen inside a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey . . . inside a pig, complete with a whole mess ‘o’ bacon, and smoke it. I’m talking a Turbaconducken, only this time, inside a porker. It’ll only set you back about 80,000 calories, but will be oh-so-delicious. Mmmm . . . bacon.

(via Jaskot)

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As some of you out there know, I recently moved back to the Bay Area after almost a decade away in my travels. Nary before have I seen a something so spot on for the generic San Francisco mindset. But just like a racist joke, it’s only funny when we say it.

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And while we’re at it, why don’t we revisit The World According to Americans. Huzzah!

(Thanks to Papa Haze for both links, over a more than 2 year period!)

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Check out this great gallery of Kurt Vonnegut Motivational Posters. Someone should actually produce these!

(via His Bear-ness; via Sloshspot)

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. . . doesn’t mean you have to actually make the product.

But since they did, it can be yours for just £9.99, about $15. The Martin Loofah King: I have a clean!

(via Da Bear)

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Check out this amazing hipster anthem from The Grand Spectacular. At least they’re honest!

(via ticklish?)

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If only Inception had played out like this, we could have saved a lot of time and money:

(via The Bear; via Reddit)

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