Woo-Hoo, Show Us Your Goods!!

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

The Beijing Summer Olympics are just around the corner, and that means one thing: the humiliating process of testing female athletes to see if they are male.

About 1 in 20,000 women have complete Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome (AIS) - where they are genetically male (XY), but their body has problems recognizing testosterone (and other androgens) and thus they have physically developed as women (this has been rumored of actress Jamie Lee Curtis, but never formally verified).

None of these tests, to date, have revealed a man posing as a woman. However, in 1985, Spanish hurdler Maria José Martínez Patino discovered that she was born with a Y chromosome (XY), instead of another X (XX) - that she is genetically male and has AIS.

Though genetically male, these women have female physiology - and their genetic makeup shouldn’t actually provide any greater physical advantage.

So, how should the line be drawn this year?
Should it really matter?

N.Y. Times article

(via Angie)

Look-Alike of the Week

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Bert N’ Ernie N’ Kid N’ Play


Rubber Duckie Bonus Round:
Zombie Bert and Ernie by Killer Napkins.

(Thanks Angie N’ John!)

Biznert & E-Slice Bring Gangsta Rap to Sesame Street

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Ya gotta love all these mashups of old video and new music– in this case Sesame Street just got a whole lot funkier:

(via Producer Laura)

Cake Wrecks

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

CakeWrecks - “When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.”

(via Angie)

What’s Cookin?

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

If you have the money and you’re cool, you have polished granite countertops in your kitchen.

Another interesting new trend: granite can contain high levels of radioactive uranium.

“It’s not that all granite is dangerous . . . but I’ve seen a few [granite countertops] that might heat up your Cheerios a little.” - Stanley Liebert, the quality assurance director at CMT Laboratories.

New York Times link

(via Angie)

Talula Does the Hula

Thursday, July 24th, 2008


(photo by Kirk Aeder)

A New Zealand judge made a 9-year-old child a ward of the court so he could change her name to something normal.

Her given birth name: Talula Does the Hula.

Apparently this case is not unique; previous New Zealand examples include: Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy, Number 16, Bus Shelter, Violence, and (a personal favorite) Sex Fruit.

What happened to naming your kid something normal like Kal-el, Zowie, Piper Maru, Jett, Gaia Romilly, Sage Moonblood, Justice, Christopher Sargent Shriver, Essenz Astral, Hopper, Tatum, Brawley King, Zola Ivy, Frances Bean, Saffron Sarah, Tito Joe, Prince Michael, Alchemy, Phoenix Chi, Fifi-Trixibelle, Pixie, Satchel, Calico, or Guggi Q. Hewson?

(via Angie, via Yahoo! News)

Elvis Has Left the Parthenon

Thursday, July 24th, 2008


(image from DailyMail)

For Sale in October at Bonhams Auction House:

Elvis circa AD 150.*

The item is an ancient Roman marble “acroterion” - a decorative bust from a sarcophagus, tomb, or tombstone. It is expected to fetch £25,000 - £30,000 in the October auction.

*And this is the awesome pompadoured, sequined, lambchoped, fat Elvis.

(via DailyMail, via Susan)

David Blaine Blows Your Mind

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

A nice David Blaine street magic spoof (and proof that he hides cards in people’s asses - language NSFW).

(via Travis)

I <3 P2P

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Recently seen at a Blockbuster Video near you.  I hear the alternative spray painting option was “I <3 Netflix.”

I heart P2P - Blogadilla.com

(courtesy of Liz!)

To Everyone Offended by the Obama New Yorker Cover

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

If you were one of the many who was outraged at the New Yorker for their recent cover with Barack and Michelle Obama, check out David Horsey’s spoof McCain National Review cover.  The sad thing, though, is that the stuff about McCain is actually true and not just satire like with the Obamas!

John McCain National Review Cover - David Horsey

(Thanks for the heads up, Eliot!)

New Media Douchebags: Us

Friday, July 11th, 2008

New Media: helping me to complain to more people with less effort.

By: KommonKraft / CinnamonPants

(via Cindi)

Friday, July 11th, 2008

Just look at this obviously innovative design . . . I am so thrilled just thinking about how I get to touch this.

(via Angie)

That’s what she twittered.

Friday, July 11th, 2008

Buy the t-shirt for $20 here. A tad pricey, but damn cool:

That's What She Twittered... - Blogadilla.com

(Good lookin out, Ben!)

Man’s Best Friend, When You Feel Like It

Friday, July 11th, 2008

Flex Petz - like Netflix, with dogs.

(via Dawn)

When Makeup and Post-It Notes Collide

Friday, July 11th, 2008

ColorOn Pro eye makeup sticker-thingies.

Warning: Do not confuse this with Colon Pro (thanks for the clarification, Nix).

(via Kate)

Living the Stereotype

Friday, July 11th, 2008

This is Troy.
He is 39 years old.
His wife’s name is Paige.
They have three kids.
They live in Alabama.
Troy is a Republican Attorney General.
Troy has been very outspoken against homosexuality.
Paige recently caught Troy having sex with his male assistant in their bedroom.

Way to live the stereotype, Troy.

(via Susan, de la Wonkette)

Fireball Sighting

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008


(not actual photo)

Yesterday, around 10:40 AM, several residents of San Bernardino and Riverside Counties (California) reported seeing a large ball of fire falling from the sky. No FAA reports of missing aircraft, etc.

If you personally saw this or you have photos, please let us know what you saw.

Linkety-Link

(via Susan)

Buy Something

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

The Something Store - Send them $10.00 and they send you something.

Bonus Round - Huh? Corp. “We Do Stuff.”

(via Kate)

Moment of Humanity

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Each of us is an Olympian in our own way.
Turn up your volume.

(via Angie)

A New Meaning for “Beer Belly”

Friday, June 20th, 2008

The bierbauch (which in German literally means “beer belly”) is essentially a camelbak for your stomach, making beer consumption easier than ever.  Also from the makers of the bierbauch comes the getraenke büstenhalter– a  wine bra, so women can partake in the drinking action.  Germans are equal opportunity drinkers!

Buy a bierbauch here for just $34.95.

(via Katya; via Reuters)