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Minor Travesty of the Week
Saturday, July 11th, 2009
This Summer, Dreyer’s Ice Cream has decided to go with a limited edition “economic recovery” themed ice cream:
“Red, White & No More Blues!”
It even comes with its own exclamation point.
Their tagline: “Recovery never tasted so good.”
Really.
They are using the economic recession as a marketing gimmick at a whole new level.
Some suggestions for alternate taglines:
• Looks like you’ll be eating ice cream for lunch and dinner this week!
• You’re not working, might as well get fat!
• Buy ice cream or diapers, make your choice!
• Strawberry and blueberry – the official flavors of valueless stocks!
• Red, White & Food Stamps!
• Find flavor while searching for hope!
The real recession-friendly ice cream:
the 99¢ McDonald’s soft-serve cone.
