Two Haiku Movie Review: The Dark Knight
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008Chrithtian Bale: okay.
Gyllenhaal: casting mistake.
Ledger: OUTSTANDING!
THE BEST Batman film.
It actually had a plot.
Two and a half hours.
Chrithtian Bale: okay.
Gyllenhaal: casting mistake.
Ledger: OUTSTANDING!
THE BEST Batman film.
It actually had a plot.
Two and a half hours.
The movie War, Inc. finally came to a theater in my neighborhood.
Two words: “kick” and “ass.”
I loved it.
Brand Hauser (John Cusak) is an assassin on a mission in the war-torn mythle-eastern nation of Turaqistan. Hauser is posing as the producer of an arms convention, promoting Tamerlane military industries – the very corporation currently occupying the nation of Turaqistan. At the convention, Hauser meets journalist Natalie Hegalhuzen (Marisa Tomei) and obnoxious middle eastern pop star Yonica Babyyeah (Hilary Duff) . . . and all hell breaks loose in this Douglas Coupland-esque world.
War, Inc. has several of the best qualities of Cusak’s previous assassin dark comedy Grosse Pointe Blank – clever dialogue, a great soundtrack (that does not yet exist on iTunes, dammit), and several stellar fight/action scenes worthy of Martin Blank. This film also smelled heavily of Douglas Coupland and Naomi Klein’s “Baghdad Year Zero” (both of which are good smells).
Surprisingly good,
Fantastic animation,
Jack Black gets an A
A cast of all-stars
Kung-Fu Panda: Big surprise
Go out and see this.
Mark Wahlberg stars while
Shyamalan gets preachy
with gross suicides.
Is it phones?!? Is it
trees!?! Is it crowds?!? Is it bees!?!
What (the hell) is this disease?!?
The Incredible Hulk: Part Deux

Double dose of Hulk,
But don’t wait around, there is
Not a tag ending
Bruce Banner is back
Better than the last Hulk film
Norton’s Grade: B Plus
Palo Alto, CA.
Pampas – a new Brazilian churrasco restaurant.
Dessert menu item: “chocolate torte served with caramel ice cream, crème fraiche sauce, bacon Brazil nut toffee, smoked sea salt.”
Consulting Executive Pastry Chef: Marisa Churchill
The toffee is a nice blend – far better than other bacon chocolate combinations I’ve tried in the past – a good balance of texture (Brazil nuts and bacon) with pleasant sweetness (chocolate and toffee) and the finish of salty and smokey umami (bacon).
Overall Bacony Goodness Score: ***** 5/5