Movie Review: Transformers
Thursday, July 5th, 2007Rating: I give it 8 out of 10. Worth seeing in theaters.
Some points to know:
•It’s almost 2.5 hours long; 90 minutes of which are Shia LaBeouf acting like a distraught spaz and Megan Fox showing-off her midriff (Megan Fox’s midriff may win an award for its appearance in this film).
•This movie has more products than a grocery store: keep your eyes peeled for the transforming Mountain Dew vending machine and the numerous Apple appearances.
•Coincidentally, Shia LaBeouf is also the name of a savory French beef stew.
•”Transformers” perpetuates the old trope: (even among robots) the black guy (Jazz) always dies. Also, no (identifiably) female robots in the film.
•The movie was too Spielberggy - too many madcap shenanigans, not enough robot ass-kicking.
•Michael Bay’s website has a few wallpaper-worthy production images of the robots.
•”Transformers” made $27.4 million on its debut, last Tuesday - setting a new record.
•The visuals and effects were stellar, the robot ass-kicking was great.
[update, by Timbotron]:
Take a look at the photo gallery of Alex Kubalsky - designer of Transformer toys (and the only foreign toy designer in Japan).














