I’m sure I have, at one time in my life, eaten both a double cheeseburger and a chicken sandwich in one sitting at a fast food restaurant. But never did it cross my mind to combine the two into one sandwich. That is precisely what the McGangbang is: an entire chicken sandwich, bun and all, put in between the two patties of a double cheeseburger.

McCocktail Bonus Round:

Alie and Georgia have a YouTube series on how to make fast food cocktails. Take a look at their most famous concoction, the McNuggetini:

(McGangbang via Brunchmaster, via Eat Me Daily; Bonus Round via Kim, via The Thomas Collective)

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“You am them ??”

Seven or Eight Brandy & Coke Bonus Round:

• The Cop Who Made Brownies
• THE Motorized Recliner

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WhyTheF**kDoYouHaveAKid.com – because there is enough television to raise them all.

(via Angie)

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Oh man.
From a recent volume of the DEA’s monthly publication Microgram Bulletin: ecstasy tablets in the form of our president’s head.

Yes, Barack Obama-shaped ecstasy.

LINK, LINK, and LINK

Right concept, wrong market: I have to confess that if someone actually made Barack Obama chewable vitamins or candies, I would totally buy them.

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[As I write this, "Roadhouse" is playing on TV.]

90’s movie star Patrick Swayze lost his battle with cancer yesterday.
His phantom arms are around us all now.
Farewell, Mr. Swayze.

My Way or the Highway Bonus Round:
Mystery Science Theater 3000’s “Patrick Swayze Christmas” song.
(You mourn your way, I’ll mourn mine)

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Saw these in a tourist shop in Monterey, CA.
Second only to the Swayze Centaur, the Cowboy Merman is the gayest supernatural animal in existence.

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At 7:49AM this morning (June 28), loud hairy TV pitchman Billy Mays was pronounced dead – as simple as 1-2-3. It is currently not known if the death of the 50-year-old was related to a minor airline accident injury from the previous day.

Farewell Billy – he lived life with an exclamation point.

Billy Mays was the face of many well known and fine products:
• What Odor?™
• Orange Glo™
• Oxi-Clean™
• Flies Away™
• Mighty Putty™
• The Awesome Auger™
• Green Now!™
• Simoniz “Fix It!”™
• The Grater Plater™
• Tool Band-It™
• Mighty Mendit™
• Quick Chop™
• Kaboom!™: