Latest Chinese Craze has People Painting Dogs like Wild Animals

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

The latest craze in China has people painting or dying their dogs so they appear to be wild animals. The results are, well, shocking to say the least. One of my Asian friends sums it up best: “Look what we did! It’s like God found a way to give me a pet tiger!”

This craze isn’t just limited to Golden Retrievers that look like tigers. There isn’t a more appropriate animal mashup in China as the fluffy puppy that appears to be a panda cub:

No word yet if this is all just a response from the Chinese government to protect their citizens against the Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle.

(via Britzgerald, via What’s On Xaimen)

Natural Disaster-cam!

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

Now you can watch environmental collapse LIVE!!
The live coverage underwater camera of the gulf oil leak LEAK!
Oilcam









Indonesian Baby Smokers

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

Apparently a concern in Indonesia: smoking among 5 to 9-year-olds. This is a CNN video about a 2-year-old smoker LINK.

Fatty
(image from CNN)

Not going to make the lewd “smoking after sex” joke, either.

(via Angie)

McGangbang: The Ultimate Fast Food Sandwich

Monday, December 28th, 2009

I’m sure I have, at one time in my life, eaten both a double cheeseburger and a chicken sandwich in one sitting at a fast food restaurant. But never did it cross my mind to combine the two into one sandwich. That is precisely what the McGangbang is: an entire chicken sandwich, bun and all, put in between the two patties of a double cheeseburger.

McCocktail Bonus Round:

Alie and Georgia have a YouTube series on how to make fast food cocktails. Take a look at their most famous concoction, the McNuggetini:

(McGangbang via Brunchmaster, via Eat Me Daily; Bonus Round via Kim, via The Thomas Collective)

Calling the Cops on Yourself: “I’m Driving Drunk”

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

“You am them ??”

Seven or Eight Brandy & Coke Bonus Round:

Why the F**k Do You Have a Kid?

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

whythefuckdoyouhaveakid

WhyTheF**kDoYouHaveAKid.com – because there is enough television to raise them all.

(via Angie)

Obamastasy

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

obama-ecstacy

Oh man.
From a recent volume of the DEA’s monthly publication Microgram Bulletin: ecstasy tablets in the form of our president’s head.

Yes, Barack Obama-shaped ecstasy.

LINK, LINK, and LINK

Right concept, wrong market: I have to confess that if someone actually made Barack Obama chewable vitamins or candies, I would totally buy them.