They Always Fall for This
Wednesday, February 4th, 2009
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Nigerian police apprehended an auto theft suspect . . . after the suspect had transformed himself into a goat by magical means.
Europe had similar problems in the Middle Ages.
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• Almost 20 years ago, the Snedeker family moves into a suburban home in Southington, Conneticut. The rent was a bargain – the house was previously a funeral home.
• Two of the sons were subjected to living in the basement: the former basement morgue was now “the boys’ room.” Apparently morgue equipment was still stored/abandoned in the basement.
• Members of the household reported odd smells and seeing and hearing odd things. A religious family, they ascribed these incidents to demons.
• The eldest son, who lived in the morgue/basement, underwent significant personality changes: becoming angry, moody, and dark – including writing poetry about necrophilia [link]. The eldest son is eventually institutionalized for a period of time.
• The family welcomes paranormal investigators and a priest into their home. The priest exorcizes the home, expelling the “demons.”
• This series of events has produced a book “In a Dark Place”, a Discovery Channel documentary, and soon a feature film “The Haunting in Conneticut” [trailer below].
* NOTE: Mortuary embalming commonly entails the use of phenol, methanol, formaldehyde, glutaraldehyde, and ethanol. Some of these are notably carcinogenic, most are toxic, and prolonged exposure to some of these can cause delirium/hallucinations.
Yeah.
Demons.
Up there with drinking a gallon of milk in an hour without puking, or eating six saltine crackers in a minute without any liquid assistance, the cinnamon challenge is the newest challenge taking the world by storm. All you have to do is eat a tablespoon of cinnamon and swallow it, with no water. Can you do it? These people have tried… and failed:
If, after watching this video, you think you can pass the Cinnamon Challenge, send Blogadilla clips of your attempts and we’ll post them!
(video from PWNEDVideo)
Clearly it’s been a tough presidency for the 43rd POTUS– as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words.
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Mission Accomplished Bonus Round:

(added by Timbotron)
A note of clarification:
Dear Trolls,
This is not intended to represent the actual physical state of Iraq today. We have overlooked the images of the droves of Iraqis frolicking in peace for the sake of sarcastic emphasis. And likewise, we actually used a photograph of late actor Jack Palance to portray a weathered George W. Bush. We know you are all smart enough to understand the message: our nation (and Iraq) has had a rough time these last few years.
Grow up.
Love, Timbo.
41 year old Hong Kong resident “Xing” had to have a park bench surgically removed from his penis.
Because he put it there.
The holes were just too tempting.
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