This is the best thing to come off the Internet since the piano-playing cat (aka Keyboard Gato):

(via Pops)

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Ever wonder about the scientific effects of getting kicked in the nuts by an MMA fighter?

No?

Well too bad, you’re about to find out what happens:

(via Russell; via Geekologie)

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. . . you’ll love the newest Google Search Story– one you’ll unfortunately never see on TV. In a response to the Parisian Love Affair, SlateV presents Tiger’s Search Story:

(via Gawker; via Karen)

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It may only be January, but it’s never too early to get reminded about Pizza Month. I stumbled upon this hilarious snapshot of life from the other Sean Taylor, and it was just too classic not to share.

Skeeball Bonus Round: If you love skeeball and you’re in the New York area, check out Brewskee-Ball, the first ever competitive skee-ball league, held at Brooklyn’s Full Circle Bar!

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A duly noted point around the Internet: Google will offer interesting search suggestions when typing in common question words – who, what, where, why, when, and how?

We at Blogadilla have the answers to many of Google’s suggested questions and we offer them here in a single convenient location:

Q: WHY IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK?
A: Both have (inky) black quills.

Q: WHY IS MY POOP GREEN?
A: Aside from intestinal parasites (which also usually give you violent/aggressive bowel movements), green poop often results from iron supplements, vitamins, and certain pigments found in foods. Chlorophyll (the green pigment in green vegetables) in significant amounts can give you green poop, and anthocyanins (the blue-purple-red pigments in many fruits and vegetables) can also turn vidid green in your digestive tract.

Q: WHAT DOES MY NAME MEAN?
A: Do a search in most baby name books or online and you will come to grips with a secret fact about humanity: over 95% of first names when traced to their original meaning are something like “Gift of God,” “Love of God,” or “Messenger of God.” The remaining 5% are all regional forms of the name “Steve,” which was accidentally invented in AD 1151 as a misspelling of the name “Stuart” . . . which means “Gift of God.”

Q: WHO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD?
A: The consensus is that Indian actress and model Aishwarya Rai is the most beautiful woman in the world.

Q: HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A GUY LIKES YOU?
A: Even if he sleeps with you, there is still no sure way to tell. However, some good indicators are: remembering your name, returning your calls within 72 hours, he doesn’t introduce you to his family or friends, he is willing to sit through a “chick movie” with you (this is only an indicator if you’ve already had sex; if you haven’t yet, he may just be trying to get laid).

Q: HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A GIRL LIKES YOU?
A: This question assumes that she even knows if she likes you. With some women, this uncertainty can last for decades. Having sex is usually not a good indicator and in fact may just confuse you and her even more.

Q: WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES?
A: The sexes of most mammals are differentiated in a very efficient way: we start early in the womb with “undifferentiated” genitalia (and having precursors to both testes and ovaries). Add a little testosterone and the genitals become male, and the testes remain and the ovaries disappear; the absence of testosterone will cause the testes to disappear, the ovaries to remain, and the genitalia to become female. Though our sex is genetically predetermined, males and females begin with the same general body plan and testosterone (in the womb) makes the minimum number of changes necessary to distinguish the sexes. It is economical to have nipples included in the “stock” human body plan (and to just keep them around in men), rather than undergo a separate process of developing them in women or removing them in men.

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This is the most strangely addicting piece of Flash that I’ve seen on the Internet in a while. Think Hamster Dance + Charlie The Unicorn + more weirdness. [Note: Semi-NSFW-- make sure you have headphones plugged in and aren't surrounded by anal co-workers/bosses who might fire you, before clicking]:

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