Does this untitled painting by Keith haring invoke a peculiarly unpleasant feeling in anyone else? I think I need to sit down…
Buy your poster today and hang this masterpiece on your wall for only $21.98.
(photos: Wikimedia Commons)
The University of Wolverhampton study of ancient humor has released a list of the Top 10 Oldest Jokes (here are the funniest three):
1. - “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap” Sumerian Proverb, 1900 - 1600BC.
2. - “How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boat load of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.” The Ancient Egyptian Westcar Papyrus, 1600BC.
3. - “Augustus was touring the Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.’” Emperor Augustus, 63BC - AD29.
(photo: Associated Press)
South Korean firm RNL Bio commercially cloned the late pit bull terrier “Booger” for only $50,000. Yahoo! News link
I don’t really care about this - I just wanted to post something with “Booger” in the title.
(via Angie)
Now that everyone on the planet has gagged watching “2 Girls 1 Cup,” it’s time for something new and vulgar to trick your friends into watching.
Behold the next gross thing: CakeFarts (NSFW!!!)
Everybody likes cake.
And most people think farts are funny.
And naked ladies are awesome.
But nobody wants to see these three things combined.
(via Eva)
When I lived in Europe, television was filled with ads for ringtones and phone wallpapers. The majority of the ringtones were all lame/vulgar noises and the wallpapers were as campy as it gets.
Thus, I was inspired to create the World’s Most Awesome-est Ringtones and the World’s Most Awesome-est Phone Wallpapers.
Download and enjoy.
click on image for phone-sized downloadable version
World's Awesome-est Ringtone: Play Now | Play in Popup World's Awesome-est [Pulse] Ringtone: Play Now | Play in PopupWorld’s Most Awesome-est Ringtone (mp3 download)
World’s Most Awesome-est [Pulse] Ringtone (mp3 download)
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This obscure emoticon ))<>(( just may be the funniest thing out there, ever. And I’ve made it my new life’s goal to tell everyone about it.
In short, Allison sees this ThreadPit t-shirt and says:
“I know where this is from, you have to see the movie!”
And she shows me the video clip from “Me and You and Everyone We Know” and it all made sense and I was laughing so hard I peed (NSFW):
Spread the word.
Back and forth, forever.
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A nearly six-foot-long Black Headed Python appeared in the toilet of a 10th floor apartment in Darwin, Australia.
The likeliest explanation: it is a pet that escaped through sewer pipes.
The second likeliest explanation: someone pooped a python.
Can’t think of a Father’s Day gift this year? Well think no more: for just $49.95 you can get dad his very own Uroclub– a cleverly designed, hollowed-out 7-iron, allowing him to pee on the golf course, while no one is the wiser.
Yes, this is for real. Check out the Uroclub TV commercial, or Keith Olbermann’s coverage of the portable golf-shaped urinal.
“Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil” (Loren Bouchard, H. Jon Benjamin) - perhaps one of the funniest shows ever to air on [adult swim]. Already done with its first season, and perhaps already done with its last season - it looks like [adult swim] may not pick “Lucy” up for a second season. Perhaps because it is a little too controversial at times: DJ Jesus (the second coming) and his love interest Lucy (the Daughter of the Devil) live the 20-something hipster life with their friend Judas, while Lucy’s father makes regular attempts to overtake the world. Plus a never-ending supply of priest jokes.
The credits of “Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil” are funnier than an entire season of “Family Guy.”
Watch some: “Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil”
Or buy some: iTunes link
At least according to Think Geek, the Japanese kanji character for “lucky” is similar in appearance to the character for “doodie/poo.”
(If anyone can verify this, please do so in the comment section below).
Thus, a golden doodie good luck charm.
For sale at Think Geek.
Only $3.99.
To the newer Blogadilla readers out there:
Yes, our favicon is indeed a naked woman with a donkey.
It was generated by democratic process nearly a year ago.
We’re the “Tijuana of the Internet” and we’re also pioneers in the world of miniature donkey shows - that’s how we roll.
Goopymart.
Rhymes with “art” and “smart.”
And “fart.”
Goopymart’s photostream contains hundreds and hundreds of his awesome poop-your-pants-laughing illustrations. All free (CC Noncommercial Share-Alike 2.0) . . .
. . . and perfect for cellphone wallpapers (and shirts and mugs).
When you’ve been traumatized by goatse [SFW], you’ll see it everywhere . . . even years later.
I saw this one last weekend:
Marini’s Munchies (Candy Store) on the Santa Cruz Municipal Wharf.
This week’s installment of the Jodi Cat-Sh!t Art Project (JCSAP): “Playing the Second Hole” (or “Stuck in a Sand Crap”).
2006: As some of you may remember, Chevy trucks thought they’d create a cyber-hip-20-somethings ad campaign where you could make your own Chevy Tahoe commercial . . . and it backfired in a major way.
2008: BMW has decided to walk into the punch. Get a load of BMW’s cyber-virtual-interweb-hipster ad campaign for their new BMW 1 Series: draw on their car with Facebook Graffiti, for a chance to win mediocre prizes.
And the trolls have obliged.
I planned on submitting this fine Photoshop project below, until I discovered that you have to use stupid Facebook Graffiti to do all of your artwork. Dammit!
Jodi’s cat (named “Steve”) has taken to crapping on her kitchen floor. Because he’s a d!ck.
Inspired by the Sprinkle Brigade, Jodi has turned this into an art challenge. Today’s cat poop artwork is entitled “Cigar.”
