Snuggle Up with Pee and Poo

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

From Swedish artist Emma Megitt, Pee and Poo (called Kiss and Bajs in Swedish) are perhaps the warmest, steamiest, freshest renditions of the world’s most popular bodily functions. Available on keychains, t-shirts, and underwear (if you don’t have Pee and Poo on your underwear already).

I’ll Have The Number 2

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

Of course . . . it was only a matter of time until a “toilet themed” restaurant cropped-up in Japan. The sundae served in a toilet is a bit much. Photo gallery

(via Cindi)

Gummy Anatomy

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

It’s the end of September and stores are already flooded with Halloween candy. Of course.

I bought the “Gummy Body Parts” assortment.

The pressing question is: What gummy body part is this?

It looks naughty. Let’s pretend it’s an ear.

Oh Yes… Bumper Dumper!

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

I $hit you not, on the tails of ipood this has to be the next best thing in the traveling toilet.

No ifs, ends or butts, forget the boat or camper, I am towing one of these to show the world just how full of it I really am.

Is Helen Reddy? 2.0

Saturday, August 11th, 2007

To belabor the joke, here is a list of Is Helen Reddy? names friends have sent me since the original post earlier this week:

•Did she Jack Abramoff?
•Or did Isaac Asimov?
•Is Kim Jong Il?
•Is William Hung?
•Is his Willie Brown?
•Does Chris Rock?
•Does Hugh Jackman?
•Does Stevie Wonder?
•Was that Vladmir Putin?
•Can Lou Reed?
•Does Courtney Love?

Potti Pals

Friday, August 10th, 2007

Man, I wish I was making this up. I saw this at a gas station bathroom yesterday. Their yellow coloring is not vandalism, they were printed this way. What are they even named? The Driplets? The Potti Pals? The Number Ones? The Spatters? Coffee, Asparagus, and Vitamins?

I was too afraid to see what characters were next to the toilet.

P-Mate

Friday, August 10th, 2007

P-Mate

So, recently, while meandering aimlessly online, I came across the P-Mate. If you’re not familiar with it, it’s a product that was designed in the late 1990’s by Moon Zijp of Holland that enables women to urinate while standing up. It seems like a pretty good idea, especially if you are frequently outdoors or in an unsanitary situation. As to how well this trinket actually works? Well, that remains to be seen. And that just might be worth paying for.