Diaroogle: When You Have to Go
Friday, October 3rd, 2008
Diaroogle – Finding a decent public toilet in New York, even from your mobile phone.
(via Angie)
Lonely? Got Time to Kill? Here’s Your Theme Song (NSFW)
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008Oh man. At least it’s catchy.
…bust a nut at a convenience store near you!
(thanks Chris!)
Ay Dios Mio, Keith Haring!
Sunday, August 24th, 2008Does this untitled painting by Keith haring invoke a peculiarly unpleasant feeling in anyone else? I think I need to sit down…
Buy your poster today and hang this masterpiece on your wall for only $21.98.
Old Joke: “A Man Walks into a Pyramid . . .”
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
(photos: Wikimedia Commons)
The University of Wolverhampton study of ancient humor has released a list of the Top 10 Oldest Jokes (here are the funniest three):
1. – “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap” Sumerian Proverb, 1900 – 1600BC.
2. – “How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boat load of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.” The Ancient Egyptian Westcar Papyrus, 1600BC.
3. – “Augustus was touring the Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.’” Emperor Augustus, 63BC – AD29.
Lots of Boogers
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
(photo: Associated Press)
South Korean firm RNL Bio commercially cloned the late pit bull terrier “Booger” for only $50,000. Yahoo! News link
I don’t really care about this – I just wanted to post something with “Booger” in the title.
(via Angie)
The New Gross
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
Now that everyone on the planet has gagged watching “2 Girls 1 Cup,” it’s time for something new and vulgar to trick your friends into watching.
Behold the next gross thing: CakeFarts (NSFW!!!)
Everybody likes cake.
And most people think farts are funny.
And naked ladies are awesome.
But nobody wants to see these three things combined.
(via Eva)
World’s Most Awesome-est Free Ringtones Ever
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008When I lived in Europe, television was filled with ads for ringtones and phone wallpapers. The majority of the ringtones were all lame/vulgar noises and the wallpapers were as campy as it gets.
Thus, I was inspired to create the World’s Most Awesome-est Ringtones and the World’s Most Awesome-est Phone Wallpapers.
Download and enjoy.
click on image for phone-sized downloadable version
World's Awesome-est Ringtone: World’s Most Awesome-est Ringtone (mp3 download)
World’s Most Awesome-est [Pulse] Ringtone (mp3 download)
