How to Raise a Douchey Daughter in One Easy Step
Thursday, November 5th, 2009Step 1: Buy her the Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll.
Pre-order now for April 2010 delivery . . . Just $69.99!
(via Allison)
No Gelt, No Glory: The Spinagogue
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009Billed as “the greatest Hanukkah gift of all time” — and I’m not necessarily disagreeing — the Spinagogue reinvents the Jewish game of dreidel in a modern way, that people of all faiths can appreciate. In fact, who doesn’t like spinning a dreidel, particularly when you get to spin it on the moon or on a skeeball lane?
Schmaltz & Latke Bonus Round: Buy your tickets for Major League Dreidel 2009, to be held on December 12 at New York’s Knitting Factory, and check out scenes from MLD 2008:
To pre-order your Spinagogue for Hannukah 2009, visit ModernTribe.com, and for more information about Major League Dreidel, hit up League Knishioner, Eric Harris Pavony.
Is There Any Hope For Our Country?
Tuesday, February 10th, 2009With the PowerWheels Escalade, you can now give your kids the American Dream, for the low price of $353.00. What’s a “recession?”
(via Katya)
The Stick is Deemed a “Toy”
Saturday, November 15th, 2008
(photo: CNN News/Associated Press)
A sad day for humanity and technology: last Friday, the National Toy Hall of Fame added “Stick” into their inventory of revered toys.
Yes, many of us played with sticks as children . . . but never in the history of civilization has a child uttered “stick” when asked “what do you want for your birthday?”
My favorite childhood “Stick” games:
• “Sharp Stick”
• “Poo Stick”
• ”Roadkill Stick”
• “Poke the Slow Kid”
• “Neanderthal Fight”
• “My Little Sister is Fragile”
• ”Army Men vs. The Giant Stick”
• “Snail Baseball”
• “Snail Hockey”
• “Pole Vault/Head Injury”
• “Is It Dead?”
• “Burn the Witch”
• “I’m Sick of Camping, Can We Go Home Now?”
(via Weirdo Toys)
When Plants Fight Back: Pekoppa
Friday, November 7th, 2008The Japanese Pekoppa plant – it reacts to your touch and voice.
Hack the Easy-Bake
Sunday, October 26th, 2008
The nationwide gourmet cupcake trend is already stale. . . and overpriced.
What will soon become the popular new culinary art:
Hacking the Easy-Bake Oven – the challenging art of producing fine cuisine from an Easy-Bake oven.
• “The Easy-Bake Oven Gourmet” by David Hoffman.
(via Susan)
They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab…
Sunday, September 21st, 2008…but I’m a Lego.
In honor of Lego’s 30th anniversary, the company has immortalized celebrities such as Amy Winehouse, Madonna, David Beckham and Simon Cowell. I’m told that the celebrity plastic collection will not be available to the public, so why even bother to make these?
(via popcrunch.com)
