‘What Is It?’ of the Week: The 7 Wonders of the World

Sunday, July 8th, 2007

[Note: yes, I know this is technically a "What Are They?," but I'm trying to be consistent with the title.]


On July 7, 2007 (7/7/07), the New 7 Wonders organization announced the results of their global election to nominate the New Seven Wonders of the World, which will “represent global heritage throughout history.”

The newly elected Seven Wonders of the World are:

•The (insanely touristed) ancient Maya site of Chiche’n Itza’ in Yucatán, Mexico.
•The Christ the Redeemer Statue overlooking Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.
•The Great Wall of China - “Keeping China Mongol-free since the 5th Century BC!”
•The ancient Inca citadel of Machu Pichu in Peru.
•The Palace Tombs of the ancient Nabataean city of Petra in Jordan - the apparent resting place of the Holy Grail in “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.”
•The Roman Colosseum in <duh>Rome</duh>.
•The Taj Mahal in India.

Among the many losing candidates are: pretty much everything else in the world that is not those seven things.


The original/traditional list of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World comes from Greek Poet Antipater of Sidon (~140 BC). All are destroyed except for the Great Pyramid at Giza:
•The Hanging Gardens of Babylon (at present day Al Hillah, Iraq).
•The Temple of Artemis at Ephesus (at present day Ephesus, Turkey).
•The Statue of Zeus at Olympia (at present day Olympia, Greece)
•The Mausoleum of Maussollos* at Halicarnassus (*where the word mausoleum came from) (at present day Bodrum, Turkey).
•The Colossus of Rhodes (at the present day Greek Island of Rhodes).
•The Pharos (Lighthouse) of Alexandria (at present day Alexandria, Egypt).
•The Great Pyramid of Giza (nearby present day Cairo, Egypt).

Even more exciting: the Seven Wonders of Canada.

Safari West

Friday, June 29th, 2007

If you have the time, visit Safari West - an African animal preserve on the outskirts of the Napa Valley in California. My wife and I recently spent a night there; there’s nothing quite like waking up to the squawking of ring-tailed lemurs. The video will explain it all:

GPS-Pedometer - sweet

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Enter the wonderful world of Google mashups, this is an oldie but a goodie. http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/

Enter points on the map where you want to go, zoom in and be as detailed as you want.  It calculates the distance and allows you to save and send the link.

Distance form door step to mail box? Done that 0.0151 miles to be exact (I will be driving next time)

From one side of golden Gate to the other? The uses are endless! Runners, walkers, bored geeks who don’t want to go outside!

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Damn, lost in the woods again without my matches, but I do have a condom!

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

So most of you might shy away from bringing such items on a camping trip, but this little johnny could save your life in a pinch. I know I will be packing a few on my next camping trip! What am I going on about? Well if you knew how to start a fire with water and a condom you were already one step ahead of me!

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Click the link for the VIDEO!!!

(Via http://www.gadling.com/ )

Postcard from Iraq.

Monday, June 18th, 2007

I don’t know about you, but I certainly feel a lot better about the situation in Iraq after seeing this sign posted at Saddam Hussein’s former palace.

No drinking while armed

By the way, the people in the photo aren’t the subjects of some strange military experiment (although that would be pretty cool). Using the wonders of Adobe Photoshop, I simply blurred them out to keep their identities secret–I mean, anonymous.

Too bad TSA agents aren’t held to these standards.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Two drug-sniffer dogs at northern Thailand’s Chiang Rai airport have been fired for peeing on luggage and sexually harassing female passengers.

Now the dogs live on a farm, herding chickens and pigs.  Now there’s an idea.  Let’s put some of these socially-challenged Transportation Security Administration workers out to pasture, where they can’t bother / harass / molest anybody.

You can thank me later.

Great White Snark

“Sippy Cup Terrorist” Foiled at Airport - World Now Safe Again

Thursday, June 14th, 2007


On June 11th, a sinister plot by “Sippy Cup Terrorist” Monica Emmerson was foiled by the brilliant and brave security officers at Ronald Reagan National Airport. Hundreds Dozens of passengers were saved from a possible biological attack of dampness.

(via Susan)

The 2007 Human Trafficking “Naughty List”

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Tuesday was the release of the U.S. State Department’s 2007 “Trafficking in Persons Report” (PDF available through CNN). To state the obvious - it’s a report on “human trafficking,” which encompasses: commercial sex, involuntary servitude, forced labor, and debt bondage. Here’s the extensive list and global map of who sucks more (countries in blue are named as “special cases,” countries in grey are “too damn special to survey”).

Tier 1 (green) [full compliance with Trafficking Victims Protection Acts] - Australia • Austria • Belgium • Canada • Colombia • Czech Republic • Denmark • Finland • France • Georgia • Germany • Hong Kong • Hungary • Italy • Republic of Korea • Lithuania • Luxembourg • Malawi • Morocco • The Netherlands • New Zealand

Tier 2 (yellow) [do not comply with TVPA, but are trying] - Afganistan • Albania • Angola • Azerbaijan • Bangladesh • Belize • Benin • Bolivia • Boznia-Herz. • Brazil • Bulgaria • Burkina Faso • Cameroon • Chile • Congo (DRC) • Costa Rica • Cote D’Ivoire • Croatia • East Timor • Ecuador • El Salvador • Estonia • Ethiopia • Gabon • Ghana • Greece • Guinea • Guinea-Bissau • Indonesia • Isreal • Jamaica • Japan • Jordan • Kyrgyz Repl. • Laos • Latvia • Lebanon • Liberia • Macedonia • Madagascar • Mali • Malta • Mauritius • Mongolia • Montenegro • Nepal • Nicaragua • Niger • Pakistan • Panama • Paraguay • Peru • Philippines • Portugal • Romania • Rwanda • Senegal • Serbia • Sierra Leone • Singapore • Slovak Republ. • Suriname • Taiwan • Tajikistan • Tanzania • Thailand (really?!) • Togo • Turkey • Uganda • Uruguay • Vietnam • Yemen • Zambia • Zimbabwe

Tier 2 ‘Watch List’ (orange) [do not comply with TVPA, but are trying and have serious problems] - Argentina • Armenia • Belarus • Burundi • Cambodia • Central African Rep. • Chad • China • Cyprus • Djibouti • Dominican Rep. • Egypt • Fiji • Gambia • Guatemala • Guyana • Honduras • India • Kazakhstan • Kenya • Libya • Macau • Mauritania • Mexico • Moldova • Mozambique • Papua New Guinea • Russia • South Africa • Sri Lanka • Ukraine • United Arab Emirates

Tier 3 (red) [countries that could give a flying f**k about TVPA and aren't trying] - Algeria • Bahrain • Burma • Cuba • Equatorial Guinea • Iran • Kuwait • Malaysia • North Korea • Oman • Qatar • Saudi Arabia • Sudan • Syria • Uzbekistan • Venezuela

Flight Patterns

Monday, June 11th, 2007

Very zen animations of air traffic over the United States (based on FAA data), by Aaron Koblin.

(pimped by [adult swim])

Red vs. Blue - Russian Gangwar

Monday, June 11th, 2007

It’s a little like rugby. But with hundreds of Russians, armed with sticks and road flares, no referee, and no ball. And less bloody.

The Red gang thinks Gap Khakis are “crazy,” while the Blue gang insists they’re “cool.”

I have so much tartar - I don’t have to dip my fishsticks in $hit!

Friday, June 8th, 2007

Title quote from the amazing and super funny but now dead Mitch Hedberg.

The must have item for those swanky travelers or death breath friends. Available at the ever so geeky thinkgeek.com

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Google StreetView = Holy Jesus!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

If you haven’t yet seen Google’s latest product, you better check this out:

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In addition to their already impressive arsenal of Google Maps (including satellite imagery), Google Earth, Google Moon, Google Mars and others, today Google released StreetView, a remarkable addition to their already extremely useful map service (my humble opinion). StreetView isn’t everywhere yet, but included in this initial beta launch are 5 cities– New York, the SF Bay Area, Las Vegas, Denver, and Miami.

This is really remarkable folks; I can see my bedroom window with this. It’s only a matter of time before they can do this with streaming video…eh?

Should I be scared, or impressed?

(via Digg)