How to Raise a Douchey Daughter in One Easy Step

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Step 1: Buy her the Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll.

Pre-order now for April 2010 delivery . . . Just $69.99!

(via Allison)

Quaker Oats: Keepin’ it Gangsta

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Tortillaz: When injecting youth into your marketing plan goes horribly wrong.




Update [timbotron]:
Closer inspection of the packaging reveals: the Quaker got grillz!
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