Two Haiku Movie Review: Tropic Thunder

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Tropic Thunder

I laughed a few times
And there were some funny parts
but all said and done–

Not a great movie.
The saving grace of the film?
Tom Cruise (Les Grossman).

Two Haiku Movie Review: The Dark Knight

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

The Dark Knight

Chrithtian Bale: okay.
Gyllenhaal: casting mistake.
Ledger: OUTSTANDING!

THE BEST Batman film.
It actually had a plot.
Two and a half hours.

Two Haiku Movie Review: Wanted

Friday, July 11th, 2008

Wanted

Like “The Matrix” but
without the Matrix. And the
good guys are all d!cks.

Jolie was like “Aaaagh!
and her car went “Errrrrrrrtt!” and her
gun went “Psshhhiiiiw!” . . . Kick Ass!

Two Four Haiku Movie Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

“Weekend at Bernie’s”
featuring Harrison Ford.
Was great . . . but he’s OLD.

Cate Blanchett: sexy
Russian dominatrix chick
with a bad accent.

I wanted to hate
Shia LaBeuof, but he was
great in this movie.

Karen Allen: great,
if only she were alive.
She played a mummy.

Two Haiku Movie Review: Son of Rambow

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Son of Rambow

A worthwhile movie
about a Sweded movie
. . . and Plymouth Brethren.

A well-written film:
home made movies, kids who smoke,
great 80’s soundtrack.