Big explosions and
motorcycle robots!! Sweet!!
One-point-five thumbs up!
Good visuals and
mediocre plot. Nearly
Schwarzenegger free.
Totally Unrelated Note:
Hobo-Fighting Robots
Totally Related Note:
Terminator 2: Judgement Day Sweded edition
Set phasers to RAD!
Star Trek made respectable.
Casting was perfect.
Personal favorite:
Karl Urban as “Bones” McCoy.
Best Star Trek ever.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Great special effects;
Brad Pitt looked ninety years old.
But you’ll spend three hours.
Cate Blanchett is great,
Even as an old lady.
A strange but good film.
A blast from the past,
Nixon has a sweaty lip;
Worth your ten dollars
Entertaining flick.
Frost looks just like John Edwards
Check this movie out.
Explosions were cool;
Militaries are complex;
Hitler was a douche.
Cruise can’t speak German;
This movie put me to sleep;
Ultra depressing.
Keanu Reeves comes
to Earth and gets all preachy.
With a big robot.
It lacked the key phrase;
no Klaatu Barada Nikto.
But had a cool orb.
The plot of this film:
leftovers from the last film
with a bland villain.
The rest of this film:
It was a car commercial
starring Daniel Craig.
“W.“
“W.” was good.
Oliver Stone played it safe:
no real surprises.
Josh Brolin was good.
Condoleeza was awesome.
I give it three stars.
I laughed a few times
And there were some funny parts
but all said and done–
Not a great movie.
The saving grace of the film?
Tom Cruise (Les Grossman).
