A nice David Blaine street magic spoof (and proof that he hides cards in people’s asses).

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‘Nuff said - if you’re into that kind of thing. Here’s a skit from the ESPN Espy’s Award Show that broadcasted on Sunday. I’m choosing to believe that Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly ad libbed this skit, because they’re each funny enough to do it.

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Now that everyone on the planet has gagged watching “2 Girls 1 Cup,” it’s time for something new and vulgar to trick your friends into watching.

Behold the next gross thing: CakeFarts (NSFW!!!)

Everybody likes cake.
And most people think farts are funny.
And naked ladies are awesome.
But nobody wants to see these three things combined.

(via Eva)

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New Media: helping me to complain to more people with less effort.

By: KommonKraft / CinnamonPants

(via Cindi)

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Jim Henson + Tim Burton.

“Mysterious Mose” by Mark Caballero and Seamus Walsh.
Their site: Screen Novelties

Mysterious Bonus Round: Play this video twice and you’ll want to buy the damn song.

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We covered the unbelievably talented Adam Pesapane back in September with his stop-action films “Kaboom!”, “Game Over”, and “Human Skateboard”. Now, PES is back with an all new film, “Western Spaghetti.” Check it:

(via Notcot, via Shape&Colour)

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))<>((

This obscure emoticon ))<>(( just may be the funniest thing out there, ever. And I’ve made it my new life’s goal to tell everyone about it.

In short, Allison sees this ThreadPit t-shirt and says:
“I know where this is from, you have to see the movie!”

And she shows me the video clip from “Me and You and Everyone We Know” and it all made sense and I was laughing so hard I peed (NSFW):

Spread the word.
Back and forth, forever.
))<>((

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They call her La Gringita (”The Little White Girl”).
She is only 8.
Turn up your volume.

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Having recently finished Max Brooks’ World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War, I’m thrilled about this:

Lost Zombies: A Community Generated Zombie Documentary

Become a member and submit evidence/proof of the zombie outbreak in your area (this project has evidence from around the globe).

Undead Bonus Round: The Lost Zombie sticker campaign.

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Each of us is an Olympian in our own way.
Turn up your volume.

(via Angie)

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Another fine short by JoeyAndDavid.com:
Coke Zero

Be patient, it gets funny.

(via Cindi the Sex Guru)

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Cute Blonde Escalator Spin Trick - Watch more free videos

(via Garry)

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For those of you who missed this the first time, and for those of you just dropping by on the BALLOONACY internet balloon race, here’s the “Sweded” version of Aliens that friends and I filmed a couple of months ago.

(Part 1)

(Part 2)

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Okay, I’ll admit it: I was looking up Daft Punk videos on YouTube.  I came across this video, and I still don’t know what to make of it… except that this person’s fingers are a lot more flexible than mine.

Daft Hands: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

And then there’s the obvious, poor choice in green bracelet jewelry.

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Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.

And if you haven’t seen Matt’s earlier works (better music).

(via Where the Hell is Matt?, via Notcot)

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Do you think George Lucas had this in mind when he made Star Wars?

Make sure you stick around for the Darth Vader crotchgrab at the end…

(Saw it first on ToplessRobot - Check those guys out)

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The movie War, Inc. finally came to a theater in my neighborhood.

Two words: “kick” and “ass.”

I loved it.

Brand Hauser (John Cusak) is an assassin on a mission in the war-torn mythle-eastern nation of Turaqistan. Hauser is posing as the producer of an arms convention, promoting Tamerlane military industries - the very corporation currently occupying the nation of Turaqistan. At the convention, Hauser meets journalist Natalie Hegalhuzen (Marisa Tomei) and obnoxious middle eastern pop star Yonica Babyyeah (Hilary Duff) . . . and all hell breaks loose in this Douglas Coupland-esque world.

War, Inc. has several of the best qualities of Cusak’s previous assassin dark comedy Grosse Pointe Blank - clever dialogue, a great soundtrack (that does not yet exist on iTunes, dammit), and several stellar fight/action scenes worthy of Martin Blank. This film also smelled heavily of Douglas Coupland and Naomi Klein’s “Baghdad Year Zero” (both of which are good smells).

Locate a showing at a theater near you.

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Death Race - an upcoming remake of the 1975 film Death Race 2000 (starring David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone). Given that it’s already 2008, they decided to ditch the “2000” part in the new title.

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It’s time for graduation ceremonies once again. Here’s a working list of some of the more interesting graduation commencement speakers:

• Drury University, 2007 - gameshow host Bob Barker [video]

• University of Pennsylvania, 2004 - Bono

• Harvard, 2006 - Seth MacFarlane (the voice of “Stewie” on “Family Guy”) [video]

• Stanford, 2008 - Oprah Winfrey

• Columbia, 2007 - “Lost” actor Matthew Fox

• Harvard, 2008 - author J.K. Rowling

• Ashley Hall Girls Preparatory School, 2007 - Mike Reiss (writer/producer of “The Simpsons”) - I included this because he is one of the funniest commencement speakers I have ever seen: video 1, video 2, video 3, video 4, video 5.

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