It’s Lovely, I’ll Take It!

“A collection of poorly chosen photos from real estate listings. With love.”

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Pro Wrestling + Japanese Monsters = Kaiju Big Battel!.

They make me so wish I lived on the east coast.

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Modern Drunkard’s “The Secret Language of Cocktails,” by Mike Richardson-Bryan:

• Margarita - “All of your relationships have either begun or ended at a wet t-shirt contest.”

• Jägerbomb - “High school was the best six years of your life.”

• Old Fashioned - “Every significant event in your life has taken place on either a porch or a patio.”

• Mimosa - “There’s a song in your heart and diet pills in your purse.”

Alcoholic Bonus Round:
The Nancy Drew (from 30 Rock, video clip)
• white rum
• diet ginger ale
• splash of lime

The Suzanne Sugarbaker (from Designing Women, via Susan)
• bourbon
• diet cream soda
• crushed ice

The Rum Cannonball (from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou)
• white rum
• gin
• orange juice
• pineapple juice
• lemon-lime soda
• strawberry soda

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Ted Kuik’s Pretty Face Sketches.
For several years, Ted has sketched (and posted) a pretty face nearly every day.

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The name says it all: Weirdo Toys

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Blogadilla is now officially at Threat Level Orange.

Last weekish, Nick Chordas of the Columbus Dispatch deemed us a “Website of Mass Distraction” (WMD). In particular, our stellar Swedish Furniture Name Generator.

Newsweek.com also briefly recognized our new WMD status: archive link.

Thanks Nick!
It’s good to hear that our primary objective is working.
We will continue to do our best to prevent you from getting your work done.

Werd!

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ORSM dot net - An awesome gallery of science fair exhibits.

NSFW: this site has boobie and dingdong ad revenue all over the place.

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Having recently finished Max Brooks’ World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War, I’m thrilled about this:

Lost Zombies: A Community Generated Zombie Documentary

Become a member and submit evidence/proof of the zombie outbreak in your area (this project has evidence from around the globe).

Undead Bonus Round: The Lost Zombie sticker campaign.

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The Something Store - Send them $10.00 and they send you something.

Bonus Round - Huh? Corp. “We Do Stuff.”

(via Kate)

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Another fine short by JoeyAndDavid.com:
Coke Zero

Be patient, it gets funny.

(via Cindi the Sex Guru)

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Cool free Indiana Jones Icons, from IconFactory.

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This month’s wallpaper from CityShrinker.

Yes . . . this is a photo of an incredibly detailed tiny model.

Micro-Coolness!

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Worth1000’s Six Degrees of the Hulk Photoshop contest.

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Gas Station Gourmet:
“I eat weird gas station food and then write about it.”

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The Art of Kelly Smith:
“Romantic Fantasy Art with a Decadent Rock-N-Roll Edge”

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Blog

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Give anyone a moustache.
Grow it, groom it, wax it, cut it, shave it.
PetMoustache
(would you believe this is a Burger King ad campaign?)

(via PopCandy)

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These days, with the proliferation of the internets, libraries and all things bookish have had to get creative to keep readers interested, let alone attract new readers.  Enter the New Zealand Book Council.  In what can easily be described as, “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” logic, the NZBC has created www.readatwork.com

It’s a website that displays a windows desktop, except all the folders are filled with literature in PowerPoint format.  You can literally read Animal Farm on PowerPoint slides.  Now you can stick it to your boss and actually claim to be productive at the same time!

Mark Twain anyone?

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When friends or relatives won’t stop sending you photos of their children, make one of these and send it back to them:

Make your own: Faces of Oolong

(via Notcot)

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Technically we still have several weeks to go . . . but if the temperatures are already at 90º, then Summer is here.

Time for a wallpaper change. Going with a Summer theme.

Here’s a nice “Fresh Grass” front lawn wallpaper (by SoftBend) and “June” field of grass wallpaper (by Frank De Graeve) from Pixelgirl Presents.

Now I need to find dog poop icons.

(thanks to Gorilla Sushi for the tip)

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