How To: Villify Yourself To Friends

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

Call The Future - Your Mother's a Whore, Trebek

If you love pranks, or are just an a$$hole and want to piss off/lose your friends, you may or may not want to check out CalltheFuture.org, a unique service that until April Fools’ Day, I had never heard of. Sure, I’m a little late bringing to the site, but this is still worth addressing for all y’all Dillas out there.

Before I get started, however, let me state that CalltheFuture makes it clear that their service is not to be used for pranks. I personally would never do this, nor advocate it, but that doesn’t mean my buddy (who will remain nameless) wouldn’t… So again, I’m not advocating this– just bringing some interesting knowledge I happened across to the Dillasphere.

CalltheFuture’s service is marketed as a tool to help people remind themselves about important future engagements, from meetings and appointments to other responsibilities, allowing users to schedule “courtesy” calls in the future to any phone number they choose at any given time. In theory, this could be very useful, such as if I have to pick up my buddy from the airport at 3pm a week from now and I’m worried I might forget– I can just schedule a call for 12 noon that day to remind me. Sweet, right? Just type in a string of text you want read to you, plug in the phone number you want to call, type in the number you want to show up as the caller ID(!), and choose one of 7 voices (male or female, aged 30-55) you want to read your text. The rest, as they say, is magic.

Sure, CTF can be useful, but the possibility of tomfoolery is large. My advice is this: don’t not not pull pranks on your friends, such as setting up calls to your roommate at 5am daily, or programming nasty calls to your ex-girlfriend every hour on the hour.

(Image modified via CartoonStock.com)

Bored at Work? Consider Tackling Life’s Biggest Question:

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

That’s right: all the years of wondering can finally be answered in one easy quiz. It’s good to know that those annoying yet wildly entertaining online quizzes haven’t gone anywhere!

Governator getting ready to rumble

Second Life Meets First Life?

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

To drum up excitement for the upcoming Olympic games, and to tap into the audiences that watch Lost and still remember (enjoy?) playing Myst, a new online game called The Lost Ring emerged in late February. The New York Times recently featured an interesting article about the hidden sponsorship of the game, players around the world, and the relatively cheap cost of orchestrating worldwide phenomena. (Interestingly enough, the article was written on April Fools Day, so it’s unclear whether anyone took the review seriously).

Here’s the trailer that started it all:

The game apparently started with 50 bloggers who knew all those sleepless nights spent online had finally paid off, but has now gotten big enough that there are wikis, podcasts and players collaborating around the world to piece together the story and pick up hidden clues left in cities around the world. The game will culminate during the opening ceremony of the Olympics with some sort of tie-in. You can catch up and join in the fun at The Lost Ring Wiki.

(thanks Alexis)

Max Abelson’s Super Groovy Music/Video Spectacular!

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Folks, if you’re ever in need of some groovy music and/or video or are looking to expand your musical horizons, particularly on a slow working day, check out my boy Max Abelson’s Super Groovy Music/Video Spectacular (aka “Max Abelson and His Funktified Flying Fortress of Fantastic Videos of Music”– these phrases are copyrighted, folks!).

Each day, Max and his gang of Oompa Loompas over at Tumblr pour through the series of tubes that is the Internet and find awesome, old media content that I personally could never find on my own. The programming schedule roughly breaks down as follows:

  • Mondays: ’60s
  • Tuesdays: ’70s
  • Wednesdays: ’80s
  • Thursday: ’90s
  • Friday: ’00s
  • Saturday/Sunday: ????

Today, for instance, check out the throwback to Gilberto Gil, from 1967. The video quality may not always be great, but the material Max comes up with certainly is.

Gilberto Gil - Abelson.Tumblr.Com

BMW Wearing a ‘Kick Me’ Sign

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

2006: As some of you may remember, Chevy trucks thought they’d create a cyber-hip-20-somethings ad campaign where you could make your own Chevy Tahoe commercial . . . and it backfired in a major way.

2008: BMW has decided to walk into the punch. Get a load of BMW’s cyber-virtual-interweb-hipster ad campaign for their new BMW 1 Series: draw on their car with Facebook Graffiti, for a chance to win mediocre prizes.

And the trolls have obliged.

I planned on submitting this fine Photoshop project below, until I discovered that you have to use stupid Facebook Graffiti to do all of your artwork. Dammit!

Muxtape

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Feast your ears on this: Muxtape.

And this: my Muxtape demo.

The up sides to Muxtape:
• You can make a virtual mixtape, to let everyone know that you have better musical taste than they do.
• It’s free.
• It is elegantly simple, super-user-friendly, and setting up an account is free of ass-pain.

The down sides:
• To create a Muxtape, uploaded music must be in mp3 format.
• I miss putting stickers and homemade artwork all over mixtape cassettes.
• If you were born after 1980, you won’t truly understand the nostalgia of mixtapes.

Bonus Round: The book “Mix Tape” by Thurston Moore.

Evil: Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hands

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

I was excited to stumble across the custom printed M&Ms site - print your own stuff on an M&M.

The potential for evil made my head spin.

Sadly, their list of Dos and Don’ts shut-down all of my juvenile M&M fantasies.

Consider this: their list of Dos and Don’ts had to be made because people tried these following stunts:

“Please don’t use obscenities.”

“No business names, product names, celebrity names, . . . landmarks, and names of schools or institutions.”

” . . . we will not print any reference to drugs or prescription items . . .”

” . . . the only single letter we print on our candy is the letter M.”

B-Dilla on the Moon!

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Rolling Rock Beer recently rolled out an interesting and cool interactive advertising MOONVERTISING campaign, allowing users to create their own advertisements on the moon. Blogadilla reader Ben sent me this cool one, designed specially for us– thanks bro!

Blogadilla on the Moon!

Stuff White People Christians Like

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Earlier this month I wrote a post about the spectacular theme-blog Stuff White People Like. And, of course, given the amount of attention this site has received, it was only a matter of time until someone did a lame ripoff. That day has arrived: Stuff Christians Like. Holy sh!t. Literally.

There are a few items that have yet to make it to their list:

#97 - Having to take conventional things and make them ‘Christian,’ as if everything in the secular world is just too damn corrupt or dangerous or just not magical enough.

#99 - Incessantly talking about being Christian in a self-congratulatory manner, to the point of making unimaginative blogs about it.

Rejected! Failed Star Wars Schwag…

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

A long, long time ago (1998 to be exact) and in anticipation of the release of the first of three Star Wars prequels, toy maker Jason Deyer and his buddy Steve Ross were approached to design ‘Dealer Loaders’ for promotions and giveaways. But because they were ‘unapproved vendors’ (AKA not part of George Lucas’ monolith) Jason and his friend had to base their designs on the original trilogy.

You can check out the original drawings on Jason’s blog, Action Figure Insider, and you also can hear an interview about his trials and tribulations on NPR. Make sure to check out NPR’s Bryant Park Project page on the Star Wars merchandise, here. (Click ‘Listen Now’ for the interview).

Death Star BBQ Grill Anyone?

Death Star Grill

ReadF•CK This Post

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Everyone’s favorite dirty word has become a vandalism movement.
With the use of stickers saying “F•CK,” any public sign can become a punchline.
Behold the four-letter fury of F•ckThisWebsite.com
[language NSFYFW - Not Safe For Your Fucking Work]

Or . . . buyf•ck the book.

The Top 5 Worst Company Website URLs

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Over the past few years, most all companies have made the shift to the Internet, creating domain names and webpages to advertise their business and expand their reach.  Clearly, however, not all domain names are created equal, and as is the case with the following sites, not very much thought was put into the selection of their respective domain names:

  1. A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it…whorepresents.com.
  2. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at therapistfinder.com
  3. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is cummingfirst.com
  4. Need profesional art design fast?  Check out speedofart.com
  5. And my personal favorite, an interactive brochure about beautiful Lake Tahoe resorts: gotahoe.com

Other unintentionally hilarious domain names  that at one time existed but unfortunately do not anymore (or the pages are under construction) included:

(Thanks Eliot; via NextWebGen)

Presenting The Stuff: Dial-A-Girlfriend

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Mad props to The Stuff, who are hilarious (not to mention Blogadilla readers!) and sent me this awesome video they made. Dial a real girlfriend today!

(Thanks Ben!)

Russian Gmail Video

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Pretty sweet!
Via Drawn.ca

Stupid Haircut Awards

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

This is a little old, but I still love it:
The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards.

(via i-am-bored.com)

Free Punch!

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Free Punch!:

The Beeskit team has a nice video gallery of their sociological “missions” and art projects throughout Seoul, South Korea. “Free Punch” and “Elevator Workout” are two personal favorites.

Link: The Beeskit YouTube page.

Elevator Workout:

Tomer Hanuka

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Tomer Hanuka.

You gotta love an artist who can do this with zombies and yuppies a Stephen King story.

(thanx for clarification Isabel)

Got A Minute? Give Some Rice and Improve Your Vocab.

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

FreeRice.com gives you a word and 4 possible defitions. Answer correctly and they donate 20 grains of rice to feed the hungry through the UN World Food Progam. It’s that easy.

Free Rice!

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Dynamite, Sponge, Monkey

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

“Rock, Paper, Scissors” (also called “Ro-Sham-Bo”) gets interesting when you add a few more variables:

Rock beats Scissors
Scissors cuts-up Sponge
Sponge soaks Dynamite
Dynamite explodes Monkey
Monkey flings poop at Man
Man disproves Alien
Alien vaporizes Rock

(see other artworks by David C. Lovelace)

White People Love Farmers Markets

Monday, February 25th, 2008

It goes without saying that there are certain things that white people love (usually because no one else wants to go near these things for good reason). Stuff White People Like is dedicated to chronicling the things that affluent white people go berzerk about:

• #74 - Oscar Parties
• #67 - Standing Still at Concerts
• #64 - Recycling
• #63 - Expensive Sandwiches
• #62 - Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
• #60 - The Toyota Prius
• #57 - “Juno”
• #49 - Vintage Clothing
• #47 - Arts Degrees
• #45 - Asian Fusion Food
• #44 - Public Radio
• #36 - Breakfast Places
• #28 - Not Having a TV
• #25 - David Sedaris
• #21 - Writer’s Workshops
• #17 - Hating Their Parents
• #16 - “Gifted” Children
• #11 - Asian Girls
• #10 - Wes Anderson Movies
• #5 - Farmers Markets
• #1 - Coffee

(via Susan)