James Carville = Gollum

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Marketed under the slogan “Everything Should Taste Like Bacon,” Bacon Salt has zero calories, zero fat, is vegetarian, kosher and gluten free. Bacon Salt comes in 3 varieties and can be a compliment to everything (presuming you’re like SteveB and can’t get enough bacon!)

See Bacon Salt: The Movie

Buy Bacon Salt

Get your own Bacon Salt hat!

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MMM….French fry coated bacon on a stick!

For more French fry-covered goods, including a photo how-to, click to phil.lees’ Flickr Photostream. Also check out the the French fry-covered hot dog!

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This week’s installment of the Jodi Cat Sh!t Art Project (the JCSAP):

“Ambush at Doody Gulch.”

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Instead of just 1 mashup this month, you instead get 7. That’s right, seven. I present to you The Shoot Back Mixtape - a collaboration with troublmedia.com.

Three police officers shot Sean Bell 50 times, killing him on the eve of his wedding night, and wounding his two passengers, later determining that all 3 men were unarmed. From the night of this social atrocity to the not guilty verdict 10 days ago, emotions have been fierce. Sadness. Anger. Frustration. Disgust. Fear.

Download The Shoot Back Mixtape, a collection of voices and speeches that convey the public discontent following the not guilty verdict awarded to the police officers who killed Bell. Or if you would rather stream the audio, check out The Shoot Back Muxtape.

Here’s the first track to whet your appetite. In the words of a protester speaking for Sean Bell: “It’s not about what you do today, but what you do tomorrow.”

 

 Not Guilty - Johnny Haze: Play Now | Play in Popup

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Shrouded in mystery, this drink comes from the exotic Japanese criminal underground - many died to discover the recipe.

The Ninja ingredients:
• 1 bottle blueberry (or grape) soda
• 2 shots Bacardi 151 Rum
• ice
• 1 highball glass
• a blender
• straw
• 1 ninja throwing star

Step 1: Blend ice, add one bottle blueberry (or grape) soda while blending.

Step 2: Add 2 shots Bacardi 151 Rum, garnish with ninja throwing star.

(Ninja. Get it? It’s strong and it sneaks up on you.)

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This week’s installment of the Jodi Cat Sh!t Art Project (JCSAP):

“Winner Number 2″

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This week, I bring you two bacon products– one tame; one risqué (and possibly NSFW). CHOOSE YOUR OWN BACON ADVENTURE! (OK, so what if it’s not as complex as those books that were all the rage when I was in elementary school?)

Tame Bacon: “Pocket Bacon”

‘Pocket Bacon‘ is crocheted from red and white yarn can be yours for the low price of $5.00 + S/H. As the artist says, this is “seriously the dumbest thing I have ever made but you guys seem to like it” and “You can use this as a bookmark but other than that I am at a loss, I mean, you SO TOTALLY need this.” Click the image below to order:

Risqué Bacon: The Bacon Bra

The Bacon Bra is quite possibly the strangest application of an uncooked meat product that I’ve seen– well, it comes close (read #31693)– and I’m not sure The Bacon Bra is safe for work, but I’m going to post it anyways, since there’s no nudity or anything. Suffice to say, if you hear your boss approaching, stop reading this page and switch to another tab in your browser until the coast is clear. Or, if you work in the garment industry, perhaps your boss will feel you’ve discovered an entire new line of products. You be the judge.

The good news here is that you can procure a bacon bra at your local supermarket without paying shipping and handling (woman not included; sorry guys). Personally, I’m thinking of creating and patenting the Bacon Jock Strap. Either that or the Bacon Manzier (the Bacon Bro?). Thoughts?

(Bacon Bra via Laura, via Slashfood; Pocket Bacon via SteveB, via Etsy)

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This week’s installment of the Jodi Cat-Sh!t Art Project (JCSAP): “Playing the Second Hole” (or “Stuck in a Sand Crap”).

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Now, thanks to PerpetualKid, I can combine my two favorite things: Money and Bacon.

And for just $7.95(!) you can get your own.   As PK says, ” Elvis would want you to have this.”  Click the image to order.

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This month I mixed together Depeche Mode’s “John The Revelator” with the overplayed but catchy “Get Low” by Flo Rida. The result: John The Revelator Gets Low. Alternate titles included “Flo Rida The Revelator” and “Depeche Does The Limbo.” Enjoy.

John The Revelator Gets Low - Mashup by Johnny Haze, 2008

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That’s right folks….bacon and cheese flavored crickets. These are made by a company called HotLix, a specialty candy company that has an entire line of insect candies, such as Chocolate Insects, Real Scorpion Suckers, and Larvets. Any takers for a Tequila-flavored Worm Sucker?

Big shout out to Blogadilla reader billb, who sent us what is definitely our weirdest Bacon Product of the Week to date. Can any of you out there one up him? Keep posting your bacon finds in the comments!

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Ever notice that Nick Nolte on a bad day looks like Gary Busey on a good day?

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[A couple of weeks ago, Jodi began a new class of art project: her cat Steve has taken to crapping on her kitchen floor]

This week’s installment of the Jodi Cat-Sh!t Art Project (”the JCSAP”) is entitled:

“Happy Easter”

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I’ve always hated clever statues of people in their native habitats.
I took this in New York City last month - a good shot of me picking its pocket.

Vulgar Note: Someone had taken a crap in the open bronze suitcase. Apparently other people hate this kind of art also.

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Lil Wayne + The Bravery. Make it Rain + Unconditional. The result? You be the judge. My opinion? Indie Electronica Rap ain’t half bad.

Make It Rain Unconditionally - Mashup by Johnny Haze, 2008

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First we brought you the Bacontini. Now we teach you how to make it…or at least, make the main ingredient in it: Bacon Vodka!

You’ll be surprised though, this isn’t actually very tough. The BrowniePointsBlog lays it out in 8 easy steps:

1. Fry up three strips of bacon.
2. Add cooked bacon to a clean pint sized mason jar.
3. Trim the ends of the bacon if they are too tall to fit in the jar (or you can just throw a bunch of fried up bacon scraps in the mason jar).
4. Optional: Add crushed black peppercorns.
5. Fill the remainder of the bacon/peppercorn mason jar with vodka.
6. Cap and place in a dark cupboard for at least three weeks. That’s right– don’t refrigerate it.
7. After the three week resting period, place the bacon vodka in the freezer to solidify the fats. Strain out the fats through a coffee filter to yield a clear filtered pale yellow bacon vodka.
8. Decant into decorative bottles and enjoy.

Click here for a list of various bacon-infused cocktails you can make.

(via Katya and Laura)

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“Of course that one thing we all should have learned as children is if there’s something you want with all of your heart - with every fiber of your being - you’re certain not to get it.”

- Dr. Joel Fleischman (Rob Morrow) in Northern Exposure (Season 4, Episode 18)

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This month, I’m throwing funk into the mashup mix, with Herbie Hancock’s “Chameleon” as the backdrop for yet another Jay-Z A Capella, “Girls, Girls, Girls.”

Check out “Herbie, Herbie, Herbie” — click the image below to listen to the track.

Herbie, Herbie, Herbie - Mashup by Johnny Haze, 2008

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[Given that it is now the Chinese Year of the Rat, I thought this appropriate.]

A Rat King is not the King of Rats, despite what certain dippy ballets and Dungeons & Dragons geeks would have you think. A Rat King is a mythological creature composed of a mass of rats, stuck together by knotted and intertwined tails. This phenomenon is said to occur when rats nest together in large numbers and their tails somehow naturally tangle together. They are reported to move about as a single entity, running amock and scaring the sh!t out of everyone. This phenomenon/myth appears to be of European origin and the oldest report of a Rat King may date to 1564.

For examples of preserved (hoax) Rat Kings: Linkety - Link - Link

Perhaps only worse than a Rat King is the dreaded squawking Chihuahua King.

(via Susan)

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