Fxo Nwes Cna Splee

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

This ain’t the first time this has happened.  Click this link to get the YouTube clip of Faux News’ newest gaffe.

(Keith Olbermann put me onto this — check out his show if you don’t already)

Just In From the Mint

Monday, July 21st, 2008

To those of you that haven’t heard, last week John McCain initiated another, somewhat questionable fundraising strategy. McCain sent all of his supporters a $1 bill in the mail along with almost laughable plea for money, asking the people he spams with falsehoods about his rival to “return this dollar with a hundred more of [their] own for a total contribution of $101.”

First of all, Yeah right– I’m keeping that dollar if you send it to me. Secondly, we here at Blogadilla feel that McCain is more deserving of a bill of a different amount:

John McCain Zero Dollar Bill - Blogadilla.com

(image components borrowed from via noveltywholesaler; thewashingtonnote)

To Everyone Offended by the Obama New Yorker Cover

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

If you were one of the many who was outraged at the New Yorker for their recent cover with Barack and Michelle Obama, check out David Horsey’s spoof McCain National Review cover.  The sad thing, though, is that the stuff about McCain is actually true and not just satire like with the Obamas!

John McCain National Review Cover - David Horsey

(Thanks for the heads up, Eliot!)

South Carolina is On Fire!

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Guess who’s not going to be vice president? That’s right– South Carolina governor, Mark Sanford. The state of South Carolina should be oh-so proud, with Sanford doing his best Lauren Caitlin Upton impression. Kudos to Keith Olbermann’s Countdown for this brilliant mashup.

Stat-o-matic

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

The top 1% of the US has more wealth than the bottom 90% combined.

McCain for President (in 1908)

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

I found this shirt the other day in my great grandpa’s attic and licensed it to BustedTees … Now it can be yours for just $13!

McCain for President in 1908

Thinking About a Stay-cation this Summer?

Friday, June 13th, 2008

The word Wal-Mart is pushing on you this summer is Staycation.

Stay·ca·tion [stey-key-shuh-n] noun.

1. A vacation that is spent at one’s home enjoying all that home and one’s home environs have to offer.

Sentence: With the economy in such shambles, I’m gonna take a staycation this year - I think I’ll check out what Wal-Mart is selling and later come up with some more portmanteaux

Definition via Urbandictionary.

[Update from Heywood]: Check out John Hodgman’s piece on the “Holistay.”

Rednecks Doing What They Do Best….Art?

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

If you’ve ever been this inspired while eating barbecued wings, you’re probably a redneck.

They Grow Up So Quickly

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Last April, British supermarket chain Tesco removed a model of padded bra from their shelves.

It was designed for 7-to-10-year-olds.

A Tesco representative said:
“It is a product designed for girls at that self-conscious age when they are just developing. It is designed to cover up, not flatter, and was developed after speaking to parents.”

UK Telegraph full article

Here are two possible answers to many many questions that come to mind.


(photo by Daniel Brook)

(via L.A.Times)

Success in High School ==> Losertown

Friday, June 6th, 2008

As many of us had wished-upon those (bastard) classmates who were “successful” in high school: a recent study showed that 29% of high school seniors who were “doing well” failed to become financially independent by age 26, and 20% failed to meet their expected life goals at age 26.

Dr. John Schulenberg, professor of developmental psychology at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor:

“We used to think that if things were going well in high school, they’d continue to go well.”

Ha. Ha.

(via Susan, via Psychology Today)

I Can Haz Tantrum

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

Vintage footage of professional jackass Bill O’Reilly having a conniption fit (during the shooting of an episode of “Inside Edition”) has made its way around the interwebs in recent weeks.

Honestly, I would be more surprised to see footage of him not acting like a d!ck.

Behold the brilliant Barely Political “unseen footage” edit of the O’Reilly pants-pooping:

(via Mary, via Brave New Films)

Breaking News: Republicans =/= Change

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

Here we see MSNBC moonlighting as Captain Obvious. I know they’ve been trying, but get with it, mainstream media! How is this “breaking news” ??

Barack Obama: (Republicans) Do not represent Change

Wish Hillary A Happy Mother’s Day

Friday, May 9th, 2008

I wonder how many of these (or worse) she’ll get this Mother’s Day?

 Wish Hillary a Happy Mother's Day - Drop Out!!

 Send your own here.

McHottie

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Japanese McDonald’s Commercial

I’m so confused:
She’s hot in a Milla Jovovich “Fifth Element” kind of way (hot), but she’s dressed as Ronald McDonald (creepy), and it reminds me of Ron English (subversive and hip) and clown porn (creepy).

(via Accordion Guy)

Smurf P•rn

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Q: Are you currently at work?

1). YES
2). NO

If you answered YES to the previous question, turn back now, go somewhere safer, do not read any further (until you get home).

The following is so NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I am officially naming the game “Smurf Porn.”
This is a game that you’ve likely played already:
Turn the “safe search” off on your browser and type in any word, plus the word “porn.”

Results: Holy sh!t.

20 minutes of this revealed stupefying results for “_____ + porn”:

Smurf (I so wish I was kidding about this one)

Zombie

Dinosaur (apparently dinosaurs speak German)

Bowling

Power Rangers (via Fleshbot)

Airline Stewardess (duh, but I had to see)

Bigfoot (Oh, man.)

The Easter Bunny (Is nothing sacred!?!)

The Exorcist

Superman (yes, the man of steel)

Clown (this just made every childhood birthday party a little creepy)

[and their arch-enemies StopClownPornNow.org]

Ballet

McDonald’s (called “Mzinald’s”)

Photo of the Week: Starbucks What the F%$k!?!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Today I took this picture of a Starbucks . . .
FROM INSIDE A STARBUCKS ACROSS THE STREET!!!

San Francisco. 100 block of Battery Street near California Street.

I’m too cool to patronize a Starbucks, so let’s say I was in there to use the bathroom.

The Blogadilla Starbucks Challenge:
I will send a free Blogadilla T-shirt (when we get them made in the next month or so) to the first person who can send us a photograph with three separate Starbucks coffeeshops appearing in it.

Contest rules:
• Kiosks do not count, must be a full-fledged coffeeshop.

• They must be three separate Starbucks coffeeshops.

• You cannot use Photoshop, etc. - the photo must be untouched and all three must be clearly visible.

• It must be one photo, no panoramas (but send them anyway), or fish-eye lens shots.

• The photo must be yours and taken by you (not taken from a website, etc.).

• You must provide the specific addresses of the three Starbucks locations.

Look-Alike of the Week

Monday, April 21st, 2008

John McCain = Popeye

John McCain = Popeye. That is all.

The Forehead of Señor Rey

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Over a decade ago I was a junior high teacher. Being the Spanish teacher, the students didn’t know me as “Mr. King,” but as “Señor Rey.”

Early in the school year I confiscated a note being passed around - it was a drawing of me with a gigantic forehead. I was losing my hair at the time and in Bruce Willis fashion my forehead was getting larger. The students laughed loudly when I saw the picture and I asked, “My forehead doesn’t really look like this, does it?!?” The students assured me of the cyclopean proportions of my forehead, and that indeed my head was shaped like a brick.

For the remainder of the school year, any time I would turn my back to the class, another Señor Rey forehead illustration would be slipped onto my desk. I made it clear that I thought it was funny, and the humor was always kept at a sane level, and at least they weren’t trashing my car.

Here is a gallery of a few of (the hundreds of) drawings I received throughout the school year:

(more…)

How Do You Use The ‘Book?

Friday, April 11th, 2008

It seems everyone and their mother is on Facebook these days, but people use the site for a variety of different reasons… keeping in touch with friends, procrastinating, getting some random play, playing scrabble with loved ones, stalking secret crushes– the list goes on and on. But how do you use The ‘Book? This comedic ‘infomercial’ delves into the issue.

(Thanks to Katya for the heads up!)

Bored at Work? Consider Tackling Life’s Biggest Question:

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

That’s right: all the years of wondering can finally be answered in one easy quiz. It’s good to know that those annoying yet wildly entertaining online quizzes haven’t gone anywhere!

Governator getting ready to rumble